Since the United states apparently don't know how to do this or are too lazy, I will save them the trouble and effort and do it for them.
I hereby declare War on the United States, with the intent to take back what they stole.
The united states, the treacherous dogs, despite having a peace treaty with St. Kitts have stolen 2 of our ports, after throwing a hissy fit about our refusal to merge into them. This kind of action shall not stand.
They shall not have those ports without a fight, and I along with my fellow kittans shall fight him and his supporters tooth and nail for them.
I ask all with any honor to help in chasing these vile invaders from our homes, for who knows, tomorrow it may be your homes they take. I ask this because I know many in avonmora will not stand for such treachery, And also because I REALLY, REALLY do not want to go up against them without help as they will stomp my arse quite thouroughly .
But regardless if any help me or not, I will stand against these vile invaders, until they inevitably break both my legs and leave me for the crows.