A Formal Declaration

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A Formal Declaration

Postby Meliva » Tue May 07, 2019 12:34 am

Since the United states apparently don't know how to do this or are too lazy, I will save them the trouble and effort and do it for them.

I hereby declare War on the United States, with the intent to take back what they stole.

The united states, the treacherous dogs, despite having a peace treaty with St. Kitts have stolen 2 of our ports, after throwing a hissy fit about our refusal to merge into them. This kind of action shall not stand.

They shall not have those ports without a fight, and I along with my fellow kittans shall fight him and his supporters tooth and nail for them.

I ask all with any honor to help in chasing these vile invaders from our homes, for who knows, tomorrow it may be your homes they take. I ask this because I know many in avonmora will not stand for such treachery, And also because I REALLY, REALLY do not want to go up against them without help as they will stomp my arse quite thouroughly :x.

But regardless if any help me or not, I will stand against these vile invaders, until they inevitably break both my legs and leave me for the crows. :P
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Re: A Formal Declaration

Postby Dmanwuzhere » Tue May 07, 2019 12:36 am

i would help but i havent been drawing from the kittens kitty :D
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Re: A Formal Declaration

Postby Meliva » Tue May 07, 2019 12:41 am

Dmanwuzhere wrote:i would help but i havent been drawing from the kittens kitty :D


Nice one. That made me chuckle. A good laugh is appreciated with the beat down heading my way so thanks.
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Re: A Formal Declaration

Postby Dmanwuzhere » Tue May 07, 2019 12:43 am

lol then it had its intended affect :D
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Re: A Formal Declaration

Postby Slammerg » Tue May 07, 2019 12:49 am

I too expect to be crow food and donkey shoe leather but stand alongside Melvia and all Kittens to claim back what is rightfully ours :cannon
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Re: A Formal Declaration

Postby PFH » Tue May 07, 2019 2:11 am

An analysis from a neutral standpoint

It seems phx has been having trouble with his activity in game. As a response, pro has returned fully armed to the teeth, and very active. With some confirmed inactives into the kitts nation, and many actives moving into USA terriroty, it shall be a very tough fight

Both sides having asked me for support, i cannot support either, as i would be losing friends on the opposing sides.

However i have offered tips and tricks to both sides equally, and none is favor more than the other side.

Shall they ask is to their discretion.

May the best nation (or most armed) win. I wish both KITTS and USA the best of luck to their goals!
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Re: A Formal Declaration

Postby Banger » Tue May 07, 2019 2:12 am

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Re: A Formal Declaration

Postby Meliva » Tue May 07, 2019 2:15 am

Clockwork wrote:An analysis from a neutral standpoint

It seems phx has been having trouble with his activity in game. As a response, pro has returned fully armed to the teeth, and very active. With some confirmed inactives into the kitts nation, and many actives moving into USA terriroty, it shall be a very tough fight

Both sides having asked me for support, i cannot support either, as i would be losing friends on the opposing sides.

However i have offered tips and tricks to both sides equally, and none is favor more than the other side.

Shall they ask is to their discretion.

May the best nation (or most armed) win. I wish both KITTS and USA the best of luck to their goals!


this gives me an idea. Gonna start making posts detailing this from a Pov. should be fun if nothing else.
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Re: A Formal Declaration

Postby Stan Rogers » Tue May 07, 2019 2:19 am

Clockwork wrote:An analysis from a neutral standpoint

It seems phx has been having trouble with his activity in game. As a response, pro has returned fully armed to the teeth, and very active. With some confirmed inactives into the kitts nation, and many actives moving into USA terriroty, it shall be a very tough fight

Both sides having asked me for support, i cannot support either, as i would be losing friends on the opposing sides.

However i have offered tips and tricks to both sides equally, and none is favor more than the other side.

Shall they ask is to their discretion.

May the best nation (or most armed) win. I wish both KITTS and USA the best of luck to their goals!



You failed in your analysis to take into account the effect IoM has had so far in USA victories. I suspect they will continue their overt support of USA's march.
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Re: A Formal Declaration

Postby PFH » Tue May 07, 2019 2:20 am

Isle of Man may have been supporting te fight. I was unaware of this.

May Kitts have some great allies backing their nation. We may even see a world war, Stan. Isnt kitts allied with Spain?
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