Tom Lowe, you spineless worm

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Re: Tom Lowe, you spineless worm

Postby Sebena » Mon May 07, 2018 12:53 pm

Rubber mallet wrote:Stan, you also missed the message where Dman was assigned as judge, jury and executioner of all of Avonmora.

The Dman Book of Law

    Rule one, ANYTHING dman does is justified.
    Rule Two, If you can't hit the guilty, hit someone standing in the vicinity, that'll show the perpetrator what's what.
    Rule three, you may not retaliate against Dman for arbitrarily attacking you for some other players actions, it's only fair when being meted out by dman not the reverse.
    Rule four, always preface your posts with LOL to indicate the light hearted nature of terrorism inflicted on the unsuspecting.
    Rule five, if you can't beat em, attack the weakest player you can find, especially if he had nothing to do with whatever pissed Dman off.
    Rule six, any criticism of Dman in the forum makes the complainant "worthy" of being targeted.
    Rule seven, Ice cream will get the kids into his van.
    Rule eight, No complaining, see rule one.

There is no court of appeal, only Dman is worthy of having an opinion about anything, all others are wrong!




*additon to rule four if others start to take your side bomb that topic with stupid memes so that others lose will to comment
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Re: Tom Lowe, you spineless worm

Postby Dmanwuzhere » Mon May 07, 2018 1:24 pm

Rubber mallet wrote:Stan, you also missed the message where Dman was assigned as judge, jury and executioner of all of Avonmora.

The Dman Book of Law

    Rule one, ANYTHING dman does is justified.
    Rule Two, If you can't hit the guilty, hit someone standing in the vicinity, that'll show the perpetrator what's what.
    Rule three, you may not retaliate against Dman for arbitrarily attacking you for some other players actions, it's only fair when being meted out by dman not the reverse.
    Rule four, always preface your posts with LOL to indicate the light hearted nature of terrorism inflicted on the unsuspecting.
    Rule five, if you can't beat em, attack the weakest player you can find, especially if he had nothing to do with whatever pissed Dman off.
    Rule six, any criticism of Dman in the forum makes the complainant "worthy" of being targeted.
    Rule seven, Ice cream will get the kids into his van.
    Rule eight, No complaining, see rule one.

There is no court of appeal, only Dman is worthy of having an opinion about anything, all others are wrong!


Rule 9 laugh at Rubber Mallet
Rule 10 do it again
Rule 11 repeat 9 and 10 :beer
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Re: Tom Lowe, you spineless worm

Postby Dmanwuzhere » Mon May 07, 2018 1:28 pm

Stan Rogers wrote:
Dmanwuzhere wrote: The casts on SSAAYES you are referring to a couple of days ago were for other reasons and non related. :beer



Just WTF is that suppose to mean ??? I guess I missed the memo explaining your reasons for the fairly steady harassment. If I'd have known it was for other reasons, I'm sure it would be okay. :beer

Sigh...so you are going to make me strip down again. I'm sure glad ships are easy come/easy go these days but, damn, there just ain't any money in revenge.
Sigh... you want to define what ships we can use then we can just go out on the sea and throw curses at each other ?

I can still earn a living now with a couple fleets of Howkers and a fleet of cutters.
Somehow, I don't think you can so just give it up... there really is no Winning. Just losing.


You were not informed because you were not affected nor was it your business, as for the rest of your post you have been informed so it is all good. :beer
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Re: Tom Lowe, you spineless worm

Postby Rubber mallet » Mon May 07, 2018 1:30 pm

Stan, see rule 1
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Re: Tom Lowe, you spineless worm

Postby Dmanwuzhere » Mon May 07, 2018 1:36 pm

Wolfie wrote:
Rubber mallet wrote:Stan, you also missed the message where Dman was assigned as judge, jury and executioner of all of Avonmora.

The Dman Book of Law

    Rule one, ANYTHING dman does is justified.
    Rule Two, If you can't hit the guilty, hit someone standing in the vicinity, that'll show the perpetrator what's what.
    Rule three, you may not retaliate against Dman for arbitrarily attacking you for some other players actions, it's only fair when being meted out by dman not the reverse.
    Rule four, always preface your posts with LOL to indicate the light hearted nature of terrorism inflicted on the unsuspecting.
    Rule five, if you can't beat em, attack the weakest player you can find, especially if he had nothing to do with whatever pissed Dman off.
    Rule six, any criticism of Dman in the forum makes the complainant "worthy" of being targeted.
    Rule seven, Ice cream will get the kids into his van.
    Rule eight, No complaining, see rule one.

There is no court of appeal, only Dman is worthy of having an opinion about anything, all others are wrong!




*additon to rule four if others start to take your side bomb that topic with stupid memes so that others lose will to comment


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Re: Tom Lowe, you spineless worm

Postby Dmanwuzhere » Mon May 07, 2018 1:53 pm

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Re: Tom Lowe, you spineless worm

Postby D00T » Mon May 07, 2018 2:29 pm

And you just proved Wolfie's point
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Re: Tom Lowe, you spineless worm

Postby Dmanwuzhere » Mon May 07, 2018 2:59 pm

SpacedefenderX wrote:And you just proved Wolfie's point


Lol, proved a point? What if I told you I don't care about his point and enjoy posting memes and find it funny they irritate him?
The point as I see it is relevant to him, means nothing to me and has no impact on my decisions other than I will post them even more because he doesn't like them.

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Re: Tom Lowe, you spineless worm

Postby sXs » Mon May 07, 2018 4:17 pm

Stan Rogers wrote:Naw...he's just doing it to piss you off because he knows he can. He's laughing his ass off right now but only because you feel the right to complain about it.
There has been much more severe cases of this kind of abuse throughout the history of Avonmora. Wars that have gone on for months where each side exchanged voodoo and CJ never intervened.

Your reasoning and trying to hold CJ's feet to the fire for not enforcing a griefing rule is the very reason why CJ was so hesitant to make any sort of statement regarding this issue. I don't think it's fair to CJ for you to cry "Wolf" right at this point in time. You see... we could also make the same claim about Dman who has small assets out on the water and is constantly throwing voodoo at the TUDOR guild.


I am not trying to hold CJs feet to the fire. We asked for guidelines he gave them. We have reached the guidelines he set.
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Re: Tom Lowe, you spineless worm

Postby Dmanwuzhere » Mon May 07, 2018 5:10 pm

The Dman Book of Law

One Two gonna sniff some glue
Three Four gonna do it til I have no more
Five and Six gonna laugh at te patterns in the bricks
Seven and Eight gonna do it cause it's great
Nine and Ten gonna go see the turtles buy more glue and do it again

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Why so serious :D
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