Rubber mallet wrote:Stan, you also missed the message where Dman was assigned as judge, jury and executioner of all of Avonmora.The Dman Book of LawRule one, ANYTHING dman does is justified.
Rule Two, If you can't hit the guilty, hit someone standing in the vicinity, that'll show the perpetrator what's what.
Rule three, you may not retaliate against Dman for arbitrarily attacking you for some other players actions, it's only fair when being meted out by dman not the reverse.
Rule four, always preface your posts with LOL to indicate the light hearted nature of terrorism inflicted on the unsuspecting.
Rule five, if you can't beat em, attack the weakest player you can find, especially if he had nothing to do with whatever pissed Dman off.
Rule six, any criticism of Dman in the forum makes the complainant "worthy" of being targeted.
Rule seven, Ice cream will get the kids into his van.
Rule eight, No complaining, see rule one.
There is no court of appeal, only Dman is worthy of having an opinion about anything, all others are wrong!
*additon to rule four if others start to take your side bomb that topic with stupid memes so that others lose will to comment