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Flaming is expected here. If you are easily offended, avoid this thread all together.
Donkeys require a much higher standard of bait than mere mermaids : but then tis only right and proper : first rate dancing donkeys are that much rarer.
Mermaids, soaked in custard and force-fed popcorn soaked in tequila.
It also requires several kegs of Finest Kind Kraken Very Special Reserve Rum : but I wont tell you how that is used, suffice to say, its both fun and terribly expensive.