Mutually Resolved - Danik / Vane / PIRAT

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Re: Mutually Resolved - Danik / Vane / PIRAT

Postby PFH » Tue Oct 03, 2017 1:45 pm

Use it as bait to catch Danik's Donkeys
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Re: Mutually Resolved - Danik / Vane / PIRAT

Postby Most Lee Harmless » Tue Oct 03, 2017 1:47 pm

Donkeys require a much higher standard of bait than mere mermaids : but then tis only right and proper : first rate dancing donkeys are that much rarer.
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Re: Mutually Resolved - Danik / Vane / PIRAT

Postby Slindur » Tue Oct 03, 2017 1:48 pm

Danik wrote:You could use it as bait to catch mermaids?


I hear they like the waters between Regis, Goroum, and Neapolis... Don't tell my wife in Thorakas I said that though :o:

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Re: Mutually Resolved - Danik / Vane / PIRAT

Postby PFH » Tue Oct 03, 2017 1:50 pm

What kind of bait does it require Danik?

I'm telling your wife, Slindur. ^^
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Re: Mutually Resolved - Danik / Vane / PIRAT

Postby Most Lee Harmless » Tue Oct 03, 2017 1:56 pm

Mermaids, soaked in custard and force-fed popcorn soaked in tequila.

It also requires several kegs of Finest Kind Kraken Very Special Reserve Rum : but I wont tell you how that is used, suffice to say, its both fun and terribly expensive.
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Re: Mutually Resolved - Danik / Vane / PIRAT

Postby PFH » Tue Oct 03, 2017 2:23 pm

:D :D :D
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