To tell the tale of three ladies
Thine bilious rag tag or skows met mine patron's dire and dreadful armada.
Thy wishd' to overtake the great trio known as Lasha, Sasha, and Melinda.
Thou thought to think these ladies would lightly into the night,
And they stood. Breasts bared, bower proud, 'dare not come thrusting' gainst mine shell.
Alas, mine liege enemies have haterd, fey nixed, hash for brained, mutton head, mucker is nonsensical.