Form the bard of Tanzania

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Form the bard of Tanzania

Postby Slovich » Sat Jun 24, 2017 2:10 am

To tell the tale of three ladies

Thine bilious rag tag or skows met mine patron's dire and dreadful armada.
Thy wishd' to overtake the great trio known as Lasha, Sasha, and Melinda.
Thou thought to think these ladies would lightly into the night,
And they stood. Breasts bared, bower proud, 'dare not come thrusting' gainst mine shell.
Alas, mine liege enemies have haterd, fey nixed, hash for brained, mutton head, mucker is nonsensical.
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Re: Form the bard of Tanzania

Postby Dmanwuzhere » Sat Jun 24, 2017 3:06 am

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Re: Form the bard of Tanzania

Postby Lefty » Sat Jun 24, 2017 1:44 pm

Slovich wrote:To tell the tale of three ladies

Thine bilious rag tag or skows met mine patron's dire and dreadful armada.
Thy wishd' to overtake the great trio known as Lasha, Sasha, and Melinda.
Thou thought to think these ladies would lightly into the night,
And they stood. Breasts bared, bower proud, 'dare not come thrusting' gainst mine shell.
Alas, mine liege enemies have haterd, fey nixed, hash for brained, mutton head, mucker is nonsensical.



Thats no lady mate.
The Tommy Guns(#ultimate) of Slovich (#loser) [unup] has departed.
Not with a name of Tommy and three days of beard stubble.
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Re: Form the bard of Tanzania

Postby Shadowood » Sat Jun 24, 2017 2:19 pm

:D

Beware those English dman. Cut off one head. Another grows in its place. :D
I don't fear death. I look forward to it with great anticipation. For then I will met God face to face and let him know that I stole his Man of War!!!
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Re: Form the bard of Tanzania

Postby Lefty » Sun Jun 25, 2017 12:34 am

" The Bearded Ladies "


You renamed your fleet. Now that's freaking hilarious. Cheers. :beer
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Re: Form the bard of Tanzania

Postby Slovich » Wed Jun 28, 2017 2:04 pm

What can I say Tom you inspired me. Lets go have a :beer then :duel some more :P .
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