by Argo » Tue Dec 14, 2021 7:51 pm
With no word yet from the Governor of Baramas, here at MIAB we continue to receive mail in regards to the Great Tool Scandal of '21
The mob, still present at our offices, is settling for now tho it seems it is more to do with an over consumption of sorts ..
We can report that yesterday as things heated up, the crowd was getting a little restless with a bit of a taunt and bit of biffo between the Queen of Egypt and some other snivelly governor from Bermuda - obviously this tools biznz is an emotional issue and we shall do our best to stay on top of it and get the people their answers!!
As this situation unfolds, it has been brought to MIABs attention there are rumors of a radical American group promoting themselves 'the Sons of Liberty' who are calling for merchants and concerned citizens to dump ship loads of tools in the Baramas Harbor.
Perhaps this Baramas Tool Party shall end this oppressive unscrupulous behavior.
MIAB wishes to thank all those intrepid reporters out there sending in their news updates to keep you, the people of Avonomora informed and up to date with all the latest information on this scandalous, volatile and hair-trigger situation ....
Also a meanie-head