BREAKING NEWS! TOK - Citizen Outrage.

[Argo]

Oh no! MIAB apologises
Wrong pic of WOE! That was when he was talking about the .. er.. oh nvm

[Zephore]

Oh no! MIAB apologises
Wrong pic of WOE! That was when he was talking about the .. er.. oh nvm

Pathetic.

[DezNutz]

Well it was obvious that it was the wrong video. The hair color was wrong.

[Lil Lola]

Lol hahaha that’s cuz I’ve been hoarding them in my grotto for my own selfish whims.

Most thralls were female for the sake of being used as uhm, toys, after the daily housework was done. Just saying.
Sure you're not one yourself?

Hahahaha you act like that’s a problem for me?

One myself..mmm well well well Zephore just what is your inquiring about?

[Argo]

With no word yet from the Governor of Baramas, here at MIAB we continue to receive mail in regards to the Great Tool Scandal of '21

The mob, still present at our offices, is settling for now tho it seems it is more to do with an over consumption of sorts ..

We can report that yesterday as things heated up, the crowd was getting a little restless with a bit of a taunt and bit of biffo between the Queen of Egypt and some other snivelly governor from Bermuda - obviously this tools biznz is an emotional issue and we shall do our best to stay on top of it and get the people their answers!!

As this situation unfolds, it has been brought to MIABs attention there are rumors of a radical American group promoting themselves 'the Sons of Liberty' who are calling for merchants and concerned citizens to dump ship loads of tools in the Baramas Harbor.

Perhaps this Baramas Tool Party shall end this oppressive unscrupulous behavior.

MIAB wishes to thank all those intrepid reporters out there sending in their news updates to keep you, the people of Avonomora informed and up to date with all the latest information on this scandalous, volatile and hair-trigger situation ....

[Argo]

The mob here seem to be waking from their self imposed comas. The Water Gods are mumbling about life lessons and such .. Nice to have a steadying influence in times of turmoil - but all are calling for the Governor of Baramas .. his word or his blood ... very soon, it wont matter which ... MIAB fears a lynch mob.

" Captain Jack teaches that there is 'A time to be silent and a time to speak'.

We aim to create awareness around injustice and systemic issues, focusing on the Banks, in Avonmora society.

We lose everything of value if we cannot acknowledge the truth of the harm done in the name of Tokelau.

Silence is compliance! "

[Henry Avery]

I say we hang the bloody fool and be done with it!

[Zephore]

Hang him and I'll sink your boat

[Lil Lola]

Hang him and I'll sink your boat

I say Henry here should accept your challenge.

[Most Lee Harmless]

Calm down gentlefolk!

It is plain the correct course is to sink him and hang the boat.

Now, let us all gather around the funeral pyre, join hands and sing the Great Anthem of Peace, Love and Misunderstanding.

'The wheels on the tank go round and round, round and round.....'