King of the Hill

[Roberts]

Little did you know : A crafty bugger called Sir Roberts was in the submarine at the time , whilst SJB was driving the submarine away from Daniks beast... Sir Roberts performed a assassination... Took control of the submarine that was a nuclear submarine and blew daniks beast to peices : And the hill with it...

Long live the destroyer....

[Francois le Clerc]

Little did you know : A crafty bugger called Sir Roberts was in the submarine at the time , whilst SJB was driving the submarine away from Daniks beast... Sir Roberts performed a assassination... Took control of the submarine that was a nuclear submarine and blew daniks beast to peices : And the hill with it...

Long live the destroyer....

My crew captured you while you tried to kill me...my clone was killed not me and thanks for removing the hill....I AM NOW KING OF THE SEAS !!!!

I also killed all your clones including you too clown

[R0nnie]

After hours and days of arduous work, Ronnie stood before his creation, a satisfactory and evil grin lurking in the corners of his mouth. "It is time" he thought. The roof of the safe house slid open, and a gargantuan metallic beast rocketed upwards belching hellfire through its tail end.
Danik was seated on his throne, pleased with his recent feats, with his pet dragon curled up near him. Little did he realize what fate had in store for him. His belief of invulnerability clouding his senses, he couldn't make out even the silhouette of the giant beast until it was too late. The intergalactic ballistic cannonball exploded on contact, taking danik and a good chunk of the hill down the abyss of oblivion. From far away Ronnie saw the huge fireball rise over the horizon, outshining the sun.
Meanwhile another pillar of smoke was spotted by him, which left him puzzled. A few hours later his quartermaster informed him that some fool had burned down one of his many safe houses.

[Roberts]

Little did you know : A crafty bugger called Sir Roberts was in the submarine at the time , whilst SJB was driving the submarine away from Daniks beast... Sir Roberts performed a assassination... Took control of the submarine that was a nuclear submarine and blew daniks beast to peices : And the hill with it...

Long live the destroyer....

My crew captured you while you tried to kill me...my clone was killed not me and thanks for removing the hill....I AM NOW KING OF THE SEAS !!!!

I also killed all your clones including you too clown

I am a time lord mate... I just regenerate then kill someone of your crew.... As much rubbish as you being a spy

[R0nnie]

lol danik getting g-banged.

[Roberts]

As much as i hate to say , there can only be one winner, an less of course Danik And Ronnie can hold hands whilst skipping up the hill

[Most Lee Harmless]

Danik mourned the loss of Behemoth : a loyal and faithful beast, ever ready with a helpful flame when dinner needed cooking : however, Danik could not mourn the fate of Behemoth as much as his big sisters did. For family is family, and blood is blood, and with a thunderous roar, the sun was blotted out as his siblings came down from their mountain eeries to wreak revenge : First came Daisy, the sun flashing from a 100,000 sequins decorating each mighty wing; next was Maisie, each talon dressed in titanium alloy extensions, then Gracie, a modern girl, so she carried Burberry purse and a rack of Hellfire missiles beneath each wing and covering the flank, Rosie : no decorations for her, just a pair of 50,000kg fuel-air bombs carried beneath her mighty wingspan.

Ignoring the sight of 2 idiots sqwabbling in a life-boat nearby, the Big Sisters headed for R0nnies safe-houses.. all of them... and with a series of swoops and explosions, half of Avonmora was laid waste.

Danik resumed his seat, and smiled, for he had just bought up most of the building supplies in Avonmora, and foresaw a healthy profit from the rebuilding.

[Warrior]

Warrior, a fierce warrior who previously was the king of the hill for lots of times, RETURNS. Many must've forgotten him. Better you do so because he changed a lot in these months... Warrior comes to see his hill being rebuilt in an ugly manner by the one known as Danik. Warrior stands before him and yells to leave immediately and miraculously not just Danik everyone in this hill leaves as he seats himself on the throne. With a wave of his hand the ugly hill magically changes to a beautiful hill with a fortress at its top inside which the king - WARRIOR is seated. The whole of Avonomora fears to even go past the hill of the new king who seems to have found some great power in these months. Warrior reigns the hill. Its HIS hill forever from now.

[Most Lee Harmless]

Danik smiled for his cunning plan had worked again : for Warrior was sitting on the wrong hill.

[Warrior]

Danik blinks his eye to find that he is sitting on the wrong hill intended for Warrior. And Warrior is sitting on the real hill and he is the King of the Hill and none other. Beware, Warrior has mastered all the powers of nature and now controls it. Okay, now lets talk about Warrior ruling the hill.... The hill's greenery is restored after selfish ones like Danik, Roberts, etc etc introduced beasts in there and many other dropped nukes in there. And all those beasts were slain by the great Warrior. Now the hill is peaceful and as silent as vacuum. Soon, residents of Avonomora will be allowed to come to Warrior's hill to enjoy peace.