Dude, you did not win... there was no competition, and he was dealing with more pressing matters. what you did was a low blow and you should feel bad for it...its like kicking a wounded, three-legged puppy.
I declare that there is no winner, and this contest shall be rescheduled to a later date. You do not get to declare yourself the winner,as you have left it up to the audience to decide the winner. I actually wish to see this play out, so a date for this challenge shall be set for a time after Rolando has finished with his current war.