Dysfunctional Play or My Mother Didn't Love Me Enough...

[Rubber mallet]

So I am the latest victim of the "i can't beat the guy I'm mad at, so I'll attack someone else who is weaker" gambit by "xprox" or "teabag me" or whatever his name is now.

For those who don't know, this is where a player gets a case of the ass at another, stronger player, spends BIG BUCKs from his welfare check to get voodoo that he then casts on the weakest player of his tormentors guild and then proceeds to make that players life Hell. Never mind that there are stronger players who actually hurt him, he won't attack them because they can fight back.

In the mind of the aforementioned player...this will really stick it to the person he's mad at, and he impotently continues to harass the player until his turns and voodoo are gone and then "forgets" to attack someone who can actually stand up to him.

So I am going to help him and let my fleets be plundered, this way, "Xprox" or "Witch Doctor" or "Will This Dildo Fit in My Bum?" or whoever he is right now can finally feel like a big boy. Consider it my gift to the handicapped.

Wake up Avonmora!

[Psychodad]

You know who really needs to be a target of the "Diapered Avenger"? Players who close their banks and lock up my money!

[Mack]

lol now hes an enemy of vudu eh

[DezNutz]

This is humorous.


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