RP- Halloween Party

[Dejanira]

The kobold runs to peek thru the window as he notice the mob yelling.
In the movement something kinda heavy fell on the ground from his backpack, making a sound.

Burn the house down... Burn the house down!? Hey, my den is in the basement. The basement won't burn, will it? - he says to the air, looking around to the few humans and to... there's a parrot too.

And outside there are... uhm, - he mentally count the people and resolve they are "more-than-few".
What did the human lady say? Fighting? No good, fighting with humans is no good.

[Argo]

The parrot flies somewhat unsteadily over Mel's head and out the door..Screeching and diving on the mob, darting here and there, pecking out the occasional eye and jugular like some crazed maniac..Dropping a few feathers he heads back inside and perches again on Mel's shoulder..He is huffing from the effort..He whispers in her ear..'Sorry Mel, the rum made me do it.."

[Meliva]

Mel just nods and gently pets the bird as the mob slowly advance, Mel shouts back to the house

Servants, hold off these unwanted guests, I have an idea.

All the zombie and skeleton servants pile out and begin fighting the mob as Mel goes to the Kobold and smiles as she says to him in a sweet voice.

How would you like to become a dragon for a day? Agree to handle the rest of the mob and I'll make you one.

[Dejanira]

Staring at the woman and keeping back in hand what was dropped before (and it looks like some sort of roughly crafted musical instruments), the kobold thinks "This human must be a sorceress for sure. Dragon, she said. For the Lizard King! How could she possibly knew about the secret dragonkind heir of kobolds?!"

Dra... Dragon?

The skeletons rattling sounds nearly cover his words.

Lady human, you would have this much power to turn Zaps in a... dragon!?

[Meliva]

Mel nods and smiles

Well usually no, that's a bit too difficult for me to do alone, I would need some help, but tonight is a very magical night, and this house is built on a very magical spot, and you're close enough to a dragon that I can do it without any aid. So if you wish, I can make you a dragon til morning, and if you do a good job clearing the mob perhaps I'll get some friends to make you one forever. Do we have a deal?

[Dejanira]

Close enough to a dragon, the human said!

Zaps was thinking while proudly trottering around. At some point one he bumps into someone else of the humans, and he saes thru the slightly opened door that the mob is getting to the point very quickly.
They are holding torches, and they are yelling something that Zaps doesn't understand.

Methinks I can be a dragon, yehh!
He says, and after a little while, in a fainty voice he adds
But how clear the mob? I a bard, Lady Human. I not very good with fire breathing and all the fire things.

[Meliva]

Mel just laughs

That hardly matters-these fools see a dragon come at them should scare them off- especially if you bit and eat one or 2 of them and give a good roar. I'll still be helping so you won't be alone out there.

[Dejanira]

Then yes sir! No... I mean lady. Lady, yes. Humans have too many words. We kobolds have few: kobold, not-kobold- to eat, to drink...

[Meliva]

Mel nods as she begins gathering magical energy, nearby another guest by the name of Carl says to Mel somewhat curious

Isn't what your about to do rather painful?

Mel shakes her head a bit confused at the odd question

No, it's completely painless.

As she continues the spell, Zap's body begins to violently change, the sound of bones, muscles and organs violently being shattered, changed and reshaped as he grows larger and changes, his screams turning into more of a roar. Carl just points at this as he looks to Mel, who quickly realizes something

Oh, you were asking isn't it painful for him. I thought you were asking if it hurt me. Yeah, super painful for the target- but the caster doesn't feel a thing.

She quickly moves the growing dragon outside in front of the mob, who stagger back, unsure of what to do, before a few start charging forward.

[Dejanira]

At first it seems just that the skin was stretching like in those war drums that...

Hey! hey hey hey no no no! Stop! For the Lizard King! Oh no stop this hurts badly, much more than that time Zaps ended up in the hands of those tall humans who hit him with sticks and kicks and Zaps was unable to play throughout the whole the rainy season.

Zaps faints.

It lasted for an infinite time. When he finished, breathing badly, Zaps noticed that even parts of his body that he didn't have before, like the wings...

Human lady... my wings are hurting... Wings? Wings!

The once-kobold-and-now-dragon mouth curves in a strange line. One might say it was a smile.