Gone cold

[PFH]

LOL

[Dauner light]

A nun and a priest were traveling across the desert and
realized halfway across that the camel they were using for transportation
was about to die. They set up a make-shift camp, hoping someone would
come to their rescue, but to no avail. Soon the camel died.
After several days of not being rescued, they agreed that
they were not going to be rescued. They prayed a lot (of course), and
they discussed their predicament in great depth.
Finally the priest said to the nun, "You know, Sister, I am
about to die, and there's always been one thing I've wanted here on
earth -- to see a woman naked. Would you mind taking off your clothes
so I can look at you?"
The nun thought about his request for several seconds and
then agreed to take off her clothes. As she was doing so, she remarked,
"Well, Father, now that I think about it, I've never seen a man naked,
either. Would you mind taking off your clothes, too?"
With little hesitation, the priest also stripped. Suddenly the
nun exclaimed, "Father! What is that little thing hanging between your
legs?"
The priest patiently answered, "That, my child, is a gift from
God. If I put it in you, it creates a new life."
"Well," responded the nun, "forget about me. Stick it in the
camel!"

that's a good one

[Dauner light]

I've gone and moved the topic to union of honor, so I won't have to do any warnings to anyone. Continue on if you all wish, it's all fair game now for the most part. At least things are heating up. Maybe the title should change to reflect that , but i'll leave that up to the OP.

That's a good idea. Any ideas?

Please refrain from double posting. No warning issued. -Clock

[Dmanwuzhere]

During a blizzard, a parishinor of a Milwaukee parish was in a bad
accident near Green Bay. The priest and nun from Milwaukee were
driving up to the hospital the victim was in, in case last rites (sp?)
were necessary. As they were driving, the storm got worse and worse.
Finally they decided they would have to stop for the night because the
roads were so bad. The only motel they could find was already full of
stranded travellers. The clerk told the priest "Since you are a priest
and all, I will give you a room for the night, but I just can't give you
each a separate room, you will have to make do with two beds in one
room." The priest thanked him and payed for the room. during the
night, the power went out, and the heat went out with it. Luckily there
were a lot of blankets is the closet. After a while, the nun asked,
father, father, I'm cold--so the priest got another blanket and put it
on her. After a while longer, she said "father, I'm cold, can you get
me another blanket," so he did. After a while, she again asked for a
blanket. This time the priest responded "I think in the situation we
should pretend to be husband and wife in order to keep warm." The nun
was stunned and didn't think it was appropriate, but he was the
priest, so she really couldn't argue. She said "O.K., father, if you are
sure its proper we can pretend to be husband and wife" to which he
responded:
"SO GET YOUR OWN DAMN BLANKET!"