To members of VUDU

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Re: To members of VUDU

Postby Dmanwuzhere » Wed Jul 31, 2019 12:08 pm

Danik wrote:So, its not dman then? The hat. Kinda similar. Just a thought.



im thinking with your toga and leaves you migrated from rome
that fellow had a crowd dressed like that as his entourage
he called them his kyklos clan and there was one who seemed to punch his pubes with his nose while making funny noises
and then did some sort of donkey show

i briefly thought it was you but since i was across the room with many people obscuring most of my my view i just shrugged and went back to concentrating on the the lap dance from the woman with a huge butt that tried her best to keep my tankard filled with rum while keeping her nipple tassels spinning and doing a dance of their own

i must warn those who may see this woman at some event in the future do not let her take the tassels off and wake up beside her
she had two deformed nipples under each tassel
and my ears and back were shredded from her filed teeth and long nails
but other than a bit of discomfort and a roaring headache she was quite the distraction :y
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Re: To members of VUDU

Postby Most Lee Harmless » Wed Jul 31, 2019 12:48 pm

Ah, you have met Dockyard Doris then.




For the curious just google the name.
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Re: To members of VUDU

Postby Mack » Wed Jul 31, 2019 4:57 pm

credits! more credits! thats the answer! buy more credits!
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Re: To members of VUDU

Postby Stan Rogers » Wed Jul 31, 2019 8:18 pm

Danik wrote:Ah, you have met Dockyard Doris then.




For the curious just google the name.



Why did I do that ? :xx :xx
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Re: To members of VUDU

Postby Most Lee Harmless » Wed Jul 31, 2019 9:59 pm

Because you're worth it?
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Re: To members of VUDU

Postby Dmanwuzhere » Thu Aug 01, 2019 2:19 am

i never google outside my interest so i will just have to miss the pun
if it was your infamous donkey does danik video i will just say the rumors say its brutal
and go through life being unenlightened to your skill set :D
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Re: To members of VUDU

Postby Stan Rogers » Thu Aug 01, 2019 2:50 am

Me thinks "Dman Does Doris" falls very close to your interests as you proclaimed in an earlier post. I just wish I didn't get a look at her after punching in the name.

You have my sympathies but as any sailor worth his salt says, "Any old port in a storm".

Personally, I'd go down with the ship
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Re: To members of VUDU

Postby Most Lee Harmless » Thu Aug 01, 2019 5:39 am

Twas often said t'were better to go down on your ship than to go down on Doris
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Re: To members of VUDU

Postby PFH » Sun Aug 04, 2019 12:11 am

Lots o gold feniks!
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Re: To members of VUDU

Postby Deluge » Mon Aug 05, 2019 5:31 pm

Danik wrote:Twas often said t'were better to go down on your ship than to go down on Doris


Something tells me your search history should be the one in question.
But your thirst for knowledge of famous trannies does explain the dislike of jokes that
shine a negative light on your heroes.
I bet you wish you were in the Lewinski dress
so you could have been denied by another of your heroes. :xx
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