Greetings, salutations, fist-bumps and strangely contorted hand-movements ending in the sharing of bodily fluids : Ahem.
It's been a while since I last launched a weirdly attractive yet mostly bizarre scheme upon Avonmora and well... here is the latest fruit of a distorted and somewhat whimsical mind :
My new enterprise, McDaniks, will purchase all food offered for the princely sum of 12 golden shiny shiny's : all of it, subject to warehouse space and other logistical constraints but I am working on them... really... often several minutes of each and every day!
If you want more than 12 shiny shiny for your crate of foodstuffs... good luck to you and now go away! This is not for your sad unambitious mind!
If you want that lovely tinkling cash-flow leading to a satisfyingly bulging bank account : then price to sell and let McD's take the strain!
12 golden blingy things per crate : offers cleared twice, or more, per day.
You know it makes sense!
Well..I think it does but no doubt the moaning minnies will insist on saying otherwise...