Role-Play Catastrophes Across Avonmora.

[Jack Teach]

Jack looks around

Now what?

[Meliva]

A bush appears out of nowhere, as Vune pops out of it before speaking.

Well, now you should head to Kanoni to help them. But first moppet needs to deal with the clock thing just to get it out of the way. You lot can head there now.

Emily looks to the bush confused.

Why'd you teleport with a bush?

Vune laughs

Thought it would be funny. To me at least.

Rhena appears looking absolutely enraged as she shouts to Vune.

You opposed me and broke the deal, you froze most of the lizards out of their fort, and took their water advantage!

Vune shakes her head

What? I was just making a nice dry area for moppet and her friends to play in, the lizard fort was just in the same area. So i didn't directly oppose you. Deal isn't broken.

Rhena takes a deep angry breath.

I think its time you and me renogiate that deal. Otherwise its off.

Vune sighs.

Fine. Lets go.

Vune quickly whispers to Emily.

Ill try to make sure the new deal has loopholes so I can still help you moppet, but no promises.

The 2 leave as Emily goes and merges the clock artifacts. Brian and Carl begin sailing to Kanoni.

[Jack Teach]

Jack and his men get on their ship and sail to kanoni. Jack contracts a mild case of scurvy along the way.

[Zephore]

Agnar and Mikkels set sail for Kanoni

[Meliva]

As Jack, Agnar, Brian and Carl arrive in Kanoni they are rather shocked at the state of the port-not long ago when they stopped the killers the port was full of people, and well built buildings and businesses-Now Very few people walk the street, beat up and exhausted guards constantly patrol, and many of the outer buildings are missing walls, roofs or are outright rubble. The buildings closer to the docks are much better off-a few are damaged here or there but most seem fine. However in a area nearby filled with garbage and rubble what looks like over a hundred tents are set up, with very poor and dirty looking people living in them. 2 Exhausted looking guards approach the group. One steps forward and speaks.

Hey there, im Bill and this is Bob, so long as you all don't cause trouble you can stay but id leave if I were you-we got tons of golems coming by and smashing people and buildings, blowing things up and just making our lives miserable. More show up, smash more buildings and people. Won't be long til this whole port is rubble like Baramas.

Brian speaks up.

What happened there?

Bill shakes his head sad.

They got hit by the golems first, and they got hit HARD. After about 3 long bloody days, the whole port was rubble, no buildings left everything from the houses, to businesses to the churches were just smashed into rubble, and countless were killed. Most of the nobles sailed off elsewhere to fancy mansions or something, but many of the citizens fled here, and are now living in those slums. Now those golems are hitting us hard.

Bob nods.

Tis a shame. But you lads got any questions for Bill or me?

[D00T]

Are you using a template for the guards?

[Meliva]

Basically yes. Every port visited will have 2 guards named Bill and Bob. Bob has always died in an outhouse and is basically a running joke I like. I intend to start trying to add running jokes and gags into my roleplays. Another one I'm starting is Emily always getting smacked or hit around. Like when the undead giants smashed her into the ground twice, or when she was thrown into lava in the last port.

[Jack Teach]

Basically yes. Every port visited will have 2 guards named Bill and Bob. Bob has always died in an outhouse and is basically a running joke I like. I intend to start trying to add running jokes and gags into my roleplays. Another one I'm starting is Emily always getting smacked or hit around. Like when the undead giants smashed her into the ground twice, or when she was thrown into lava in the last port.

No offense, but for the love of all that is holy, please don't do that. It was ok the first two times, but it's just excessive now.

One of Jack's men looks to jack and says:

Admiral...?

Jack looks to him, his face showing a mild case of scurvy. Jack scowls, and then spits out a tooth .

What Mr. Hornigold? Do you have a request?

he hesitates

Well, sir... I signed on this crew so I could you know...get rich. We haven't attacked much.

Jack looks to his men

We can raid a f****** town later.

[Meliva]

Sorry Jack, but the joke will continue. But mainly because I have what I think is a pretty clever ending-and the good news is that Bob will have a happy ending at the end of the RP. And just as a bit of a disclaimer these are not different bob's and bills, but literally the same guards each time. The ending I have planned will sort of explain it all.

Brian looks around but doesn't see any outhouses. Bob tells him rather sadly.

Golems smashed all the outhouses. But we got a real talented lady carpenter building a new one, but its gonna take a while. Think her name was Mel something.

He points to a very young woman digging a hole, she looks about 16, with a huge smile on her face. What's strange however is that her hair and eyes are pink. Brian shrugs and turns to Jack

You alright mate? Might wanna see a doctor.

[Jack Teach]

jack grins, revealing bloody gums.

Don't worry, I'm fi-

Jack winces and grips his stomach.

Fine...really....