by Meliva » Fri Apr 06, 2018 2:05 pm
The admiral nods.
Aye, she would be, I knew the old nun who helped raise her. Good women those nuns. Was a shame that Veera wretch went and murdered them. I don't know how Ellen was related to those sisters of hers, though I hear she reigned Emily in a bit. Heard poor Ellen died not to long ago. Some monster named Gale went and killed her. If I was 20 years younger I might be tempted to hunt him down. Same with Veera. I liked those old nuns. I fought with them a few times too. Brave old women they were. Now how about I tell you about how me and my best mate over there saw the Dutchman. It ain't a proud story, but I find it funny in hindsight.
He and his friend both sit down as they think for a bit. The admiral begins speaking.
It was about 55 years ago, when me and my friend here were fresh sailors on a frigate, and our first mission was to go with a large fleet led by an old crazy admiral in his big old ship of the line. We were sailing along when a strange mist appeared. Then we saw it, the Dutchman, it was a horrifying sight. Old james here pissed himself at it.
James nods and laughs as he mentions.
Yeah, we both did, don't act like I was the only one
Reggie laughs and admits it. He goes on with the story.
Now the admiral was old, crazy, and I think senile. He figured at that moment if he sunk the Dutchman he'd go down as a legend. So he ordered all ships to fire-well they did, and well the Dutchman fired back. Specters flew out and began slaughtering the crew of the other ships, going ship to ship, and once all the crew died they would blast the ship to splinters. Those who tried to fight died, those who ran died, and me and James knew they would come for our ship soon. So, I told everyone of a crazy plan-maybe if we covered ourselves in the most disgusting things possible, we might live-the ghosts wouldn't want to touch us I figured. Well, no one but me and James were willing to do it, the rest decided to fight. So we both go and cover ourselves with various things. I won't mention them but I'm sure you can guess what they were, and well the crew died. But when the specters came for us, they began to attack but halted, looked at us for a moment, and I swear I saw some of them smile, they left and didn't blast the ship. We got in a rowboat, as 2 men couldn't sail a frigate, and went back to port. Moral of the story is, if fighting don't work, and running don't work, think outside the box.
James speaks up laughing.
I thought it was, cover yourself in enough feces and urine, and no man, woman or even ghost will touch ya.
Reggie laughs and nods.
Aye, that be the second moral. I think our reinforcements should be here soon. Which is good as I'm getting tired of waiting.
I'm a meanie head! Beware my Meanness