Pirates Helping Players™

[not a pirate]

This is the first post of "Pirates Helping Players™"

We will be assisting players who wish to get free gold at the expense of others do just that.

This week's sponsor is Avonmora Toilet Paper Co.. Normally, the mess would be cleaned up by our expert crew, but due to a shortage of toilet paper we cannot clean up this mess by ourselves.

Anomander Rake (#67203) is now lit up in Hannes. Go at 'em, boys.

[not a pirate]

Although a shipment of TP was supposed to arrive today, a man by the name of JuicyPotato seems to have held the ship captain hostage, delaying our resupplying effort another day. In this instance, GetSum has been left in the open port of Psaral with her pants down. Anyone is welcome to go help her wipe.

[Jack Teach]

Why?

[not a pirate]

Why?

Nothing better to do, buddy. You have trouble lighting people up yourself, so feed off of us!

[Meliva]

Why?

Nothing better to do, buddy. You have trouble lighting people up yourself, so feed off of us!

Out of curiosity how do you decide who to light up? is it just random, do you target those you dislike or is that info classified?

[Jack Teach]

Why?

Nothing better to do, buddy. You have trouble lighting people up yourself, so feed off of us!

I meant no insult

[not a pirate]

Why?

Nothing better to do, buddy. You have trouble lighting people up yourself, so feed off of us!

Out of curiosity how do you decide who to light up? is it just random, do you target those you dislike or is that info classified?

I suppose it is all about wants. I wanted to light up Anomander Rake, Chalbaud wanted to light GetSum. You just see a lot of trade fleets moving around, and a good amount of gold on hand, and go for it? Not many are premeditated hits. Like for Rake today, I logged in at like 10:53 and wanted to hit someone, so once 11 hit I had someone to attack.

However, it is just an unspoken rule, which is sometimes spoken, not to attack someone consistently without breaks. We may not really care, but we are not savages, hm?

[Meliva]

well that and if you consistently hit someone without breaks then they are bound to change their playstyle and hit back. Rather foolish to overfarm someone.

[not a pirate]

I don't have a target to advertise to you guys today, I will however say I am disappointed at whoever lit Ezz up.
My eyes are on you, Pro. Please put your hand out so I can admonish you.

[ChaIbaud]

If anyone wants to help, I got exhausted plumbing Lodswe's ships in Goroum. Feel free to jump in on the action!