by Jack Teach » Sat Feb 17, 2018 7:35 pm
Jack gets up of the ground and sits on a chair.
Let me think for a minute, oh here's one. So when I was young, I had only been at sea for a couple of years, I was walking down the road, wearing my new naval uniform, when upon the road I spotted a beautiful woman whom appeared to be hurt in some way, though I could not tell how. I walked over to her, and knelt down beside her, seeing if I could help her in any way. Her eyes opened, and she spotted me, she stood up, wobbling slightly, she held a bottle of liquor in her hand. I knew she was someone important, but I couldn't figure out who. She looked at me and said: "Could you help me?" I looked at her and sternly said "No, I must get back to my ship, or I'll get flogged for being late." I turned thinking she needed no help as she just appeared to be enjoying her liquids, but then she said to me: "hold on boy, it won't matter if I explain why." I tried to object but she refused to let me leave, she said she needed help with her corset, I had no idea what I was doing but I thought I could do it properly. I braced myself on the ground and tried to tie the bloody thing, but I ended up somehow ripping the dress off, and then I fell still holding the damned strings, ripping it apart and exsposing a bit too much. Naturally, the woman's father went walking down the road, and when he saw me and the woman, who was around thirteen as I was, he bellowed at me thinking I was trying to seduce his daughter! I ran away from the man praying to God that the captain would understand as the governor chased me all the way to the docks accusing me of attempted seduction of his daughter!