Thriving markets

[Jack Teach]

Certainly no need for it to help dry out your daily rations of 4 ship biskits I think it would be perfect if they had their biskits scared out of em though

First of all, pirates don't wear these things, secondly, any pirate that shits himself gets shot in the face.

Well that hardly seems fair. Everyone gets the runs once in a while, and anyone who claims they haven't be a liar

On pirate ships, the punishment for desertion was death!

[Dmanwuzhere]

Certainly no need for it to help dry out your daily rations of 4 ship biskits I think it would be perfect if they had their biskits scared out of em though

First of all, pirates don't wear these things, secondly, any pirate that shits himself gets shot in the face.

Well that hardly seems fair. Everyone gets the runs once in a while, and anyone who claims they haven't be a liar

[Jack Teach]

Desertion=DEATH!

[Meliva]

I cant tell if your making a joke, or you actually don't know what the runs are. Its a slang term for diarrhea in case you were not aware. As in my point was that shooting someone for crapping themselves wouldn't be fair as what if they had the runs-something everyone gets at least once in a while, and probably even more often back when medicine and hygiene was far less advanced.

[DezNutz]

Certainly no need for it to help dry out your daily rations of 4 ship biskits I think it would be perfect if they had their biskits scared out of em though

First of all, pirates don't wear these things, secondly, any pirate that shits himself gets shot in the face.

Well that hardly seems fair. Everyone gets the runs once in a while, and anyone who claims they haven't be a liar

It isn't even that. If you are mid battle and the turtle head is poking out, you aren't getting a time out to go take a dump.

[Jack Teach]

I cant tell if your making a joke, or you actually don't know what the runs are. Its a slang term for diarrhea in case you were not aware. As in my point was that shooting someone for crapping themselves wouldn't be fair as what if they had the runs-something everyone gets at least once in a while, and probably even more often back when medicine and hygiene was far less advanced.

Oh. When I was saying that when someone shat themselves, I meant that they were about to run, they get shot for doing it. Didn't see the pun.

[Dmanwuzhere]

Thus the shat in the face for those downwind

[Jack Teach]

Thus the shat in the face for those downwind

Aren't we all a little too old for these kinds of jokes?

[Dmanwuzhere]

I dont know. What age must one quit those jokes? I havent read the manual

[Jack Teach]

I dont know. What age must one quit those jokes? I havent read the manual

Usually at age 7...there's no manual, that's just normal.