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[DezNutz]

Upon hearing of this matter, I the supreme judge hereby find lord dartmoor guilty of fraud and false advertisement. He shall henceforth be forced to pay myself, judge wolfie, all the lawyers, anyone whose name starts with a vowel, and that old man who lives in the tiny shack down the street 500 credits every week for the next 60 years.

Does anyone object to my ruling.

It's not a shack, it's a shed.

[Banger]

Upon hearing of this matter, I the supreme judge hereby find lord dartmoor guilty of fraud and false advertisement. He shall henceforth be forced to pay myself, judge wolfie, all the lawyers, anyone whose name starts with a vowel, and that old man who lives in the tiny shack down the street 500 credits every week for the next 60 years.

Does anyone object to my ruling.

It's not a shack, it's a shed.

semantics.

[DezNutz]

Don't be jealous that my shed is better than yours.

[Meliva]

My apologies. To make up for it, Lord Dartmoor will pay everyone double the price, and triple to the man.

[Banger]

Don't be jealous that my shed is better than yours.

I upgraded to a small bungalow.

[Slammerg]

Upon hearing of this matter, I the supreme judge hereby find lord dartmoor guilty of fraud and false advertisement. He shall henceforth be forced to pay myself, judge wolfie, all the lawyers, anyone whose name starts with a vowel, and that old man who lives in the tiny shack down the street 500 credits every week for the next 60 years.

Does anyone object to my ruling.

Only on the basis that this is clearly anti-consonant but if you included all names starting with a consonant this would in my opinion resolve the issue and we can then all go back to the persecution of strawberry boy....thank you

[Meliva]

Upon hearing of this matter, I the supreme judge hereby find lord dartmoor guilty of fraud and false advertisement. He shall henceforth be forced to pay myself, judge wolfie, all the lawyers, anyone whose name starts with a vowel, and that old man who lives in the tiny shack down the street 500 credits every week for the next 60 years.

Does anyone object to my ruling.

Only on the basis that this is clearly anti-consonant but if you included all names starting with a consonant this would in my opinion resolve the issue and we can then all go back to the persecution of strawberry boy....thank you

Very well, Dartmoor will pay them too. While we are at it, he will also pay for everyone's medical expenses, pet care, food and gas, and any other miscellaneous expenses.

For starters there shall be a very large pizza party at my new mansion kindly paid for by dartmoor. All are invited-just no one go into the basement, that's where I keep my father locke-err I mean thats where I keep nothing of importance.....yes nothing at all.

[PhoenixKnight]

Did someone say PIZZA?!! Party time!!

[Sebena]

Upon hearing of this matter, I the supreme judge hereby find lord dartmoor guilty of fraud and false advertisement. He shall henceforth be forced to pay myself, judge wolfie, all the lawyers, anyone whose name starts with a vowel, and that old man who lives in the tiny shack down the street 500 credits every week for the next 60 years.

Does anyone object to my ruling.

Only on the basis that this is clearly anti-consonant but if you included all names starting with a consonant this would in my opinion resolve the issue and we can then all go back to the persecution of strawberry boy....thank you

Very well, Dartmoor will pay them too. While we are at it, he will also pay for everyone's medical expenses, pet care, food and gas, and any other miscellaneous expenses.

For starters there shall be a very large pizza party at my new mansion kindly paid for by dartmoor. All are invited-just no one go into the basement, that's where I keep my father locke-err I mean thats where I keep nothing of importance.....yes nothing at all.

As a judge in this case I am confirming this verdict.

[VagSmasher]

whats the ruling if the defendant fails to pay the reparations on time