Siren's Call - Full Shipwright and Docking Services

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[Shadowood]

Dear sir,
I am sorry to hear you are suffering from financial difficulties. Offering your services as a ship 'valet' is most inspiring. Your willingness to work a second job in order to feed your crews shows character. I hope no one looks with scorn at a pirate who is willing to do what is necessary , even if it was seemingly beneath him just a short time ago. Please donate to the "Man o War Old Folks Home" in Akrotiri under Shadowoods name. That way he can get a cot and hot meal on occasion. Thanks for any and all contributions.

Sincerely ,
Tom Lowe

P.S. Please look for a copy of my new book " The Evolution of a Pirate" in a warehouse near you.

[Slammerg]

We regret that we cannot store MOW's.

He can, it is just a different service.
Shadowood's Involuntary MoW Collection and Storage Company.

Shhh...