UK official declaration of War

[Most Lee Harmless]

Remember when you said. "It's Friday and I am bored, Let's start a war" Well..........

Ah, fair enough...

except I didnt say that... but close enough in spirit if not textual accuracy...

[DezNutz]

Meh. I thought it was the UK Blame Game.

[PFH]

We are coming live from the port of Gouram watching refugees flee for their lives in cutters, sloops and even howkers *pans in on pfh* Excuse me sir how does a loyal us citizen feel to have two invading countries in your port? And what are your thoughts for your future and all the other loyal refugees?

Well, my thoughts are how do you have this technology in the pirate age? Pretty tech savvy I say.

In serious notes, my future is probably going to be as interesting as the evidence is to point at the USA for the UK attacks.
Surprising, dangerous, and outright kinda impulsive.
To the invading countries, it's a constant battleground here. Sailing out of the USA without getting hurt is like trying to sail through a rainstorm without getting wet. It's nearly impossible to not get shot at or have your crew be slaughtered in a matter of seconds.

[Banger]

I'm sure many are slightly confused about this war between the UK and the USA over a port owned by Kiribati in which most of the fighting seems to be taking place between people who are not in the UK, the USA or Kiribati. Whilst not wishing to in any way prevent mindless mayhem and, of course, not demanding that those fighting need provide any justification beyond the need to break things with a satisfying crash... but what is it about then?

Everyone seems to be getting tripped up by the Baramas situation. Obviously that tied into other intel. This basically boils down to we are tired of taking it laying down and we needed to make sure a statement was made that we will retaliate and execute against any attacker.

[Meliva]

I suggest an emergency session of the United Nations immediately

Sadly the UN is no longer around in Avonmora. The day they tried to ban rum and donkeys was their last. So many riots, poor fools didn't have a chance.

[Xxmontyxx]

* FLASH * *BREAKING NEWS* This statement just released by the Secretary-General of the UN "We urge all warring parties to exercise restraint & adhere to non-aggression principles with regard to all refugees & non-combatants"

[Dmanwuzhere]

We are coming live from the port of Gouram watching refugees flee for their lives in cutters, sloops and even howkers *pans in on pfh* Excuse me sir how does a loyal us citizen feel to have two invading countries in your port? And what are your thoughts for your future and all the other loyal refugees?

Well, my thoughts are how do you have this technology in the pirate age? Pretty tech savvy I say.

In serious notes, my future is probably going to be as interesting as the evidence is to point at the USA for the UK attacks.
Surprising, dangerous, and outright kinda impulsive.
To the invading countries, it's a constant battleground here. Sailing out of the USA without getting hurt is like trying to sail through a rainstorm without getting wet. It's nearly impossible to not get shot at or have your crew be slaughtered in a matter of seconds.

I am sorry pan in for those who do not have that tech upgraded yet is making a sketch artist walk the plank and pause at that last falling step and begin his work. Its quite dangerous and we will set up a go pun me account for his family if he perishes.

[Most Lee Harmless]

It all sounds very complicated and no doubt very expensive to resolve : but, in spirit of compassion and good fellowship, I am willing to act as a non-biased arbiter : My credentials are flawless, having been at war with all parties involved, except for Kiribati, who dont seem to be involved in this war at all, so.. no issues there!

My fees are most reasonable, tax deductable and a payment plan can be negotiated.

[PFH]

It all sounds very complicated and no doubt very expensive to resolve : but, in spirit of compassion and good fellowship, I am willing to act as a non-biased arbiter : My credentials are flawless, having been at war with all parties involved, except for Kiribati, who dont seem to be involved in this war at all, so.. no issues there!

My fees are most reasonable, tax deductable and a payment plan can be negotiated.

I'm willing to pay via....donkeys

[TheLoveTiger]

How much will the USA pay if I say I did it and took the blame for them, I will happily take the blame
For a price.