UK official declaration of War

[sXs]

So do I and I have yet to even start...... I know what you have you know what I have.

[Dmanwuzhere]

*tiptoes through the thread*

[DezNutz]

*tiptoes through the thread*

And steps on land mine.

[PFH]

I'm exploding with laughter.

Think I'm joking? Come C4 yourself

[Dmanwuzhere]

I'm exploding with laughter.

Think I'm joking? Come C4 yourself

if i c4 myself i would be exploding

[Dmanwuzhere]

We are coming live from the port of Gouram watching refugees flee for their lives in cutters, sloops and even howkers *pans in on pfh* Excuse me sir how does a loyal us citizen feel to have two invading countries in your port? And what are your thoughts for your future and all the other loyal refugees?

[Most Lee Harmless]

I'm sure many are slightly confused about this war between the UK and the USA over a port owned by Kiribati in which most of the fighting seems to be taking place between people who are not in the UK, the USA or Kiribati. Whilst not wishing to in any way prevent mindless mayhem and, of course, not demanding that those fighting need provide any justification beyond the need to break things with a satisfying crash... but what is it about then?

[sXs]

Remember when you said. "It's Friday and I am bored, Let's start a war" Well..........

[Meliva]

3 new kings in one day and a port stolen. What an eventful day in Avonmora

[Xxmontyxx]

I suggest an emergency session of the United Nations immediately