Dear all gracious people of Avonmora,
The UK is officially declaring that a state of war does and has existed between itself and the USA. If this is a cause of concern for anyone, do not be alarmed, unless you are a member of the USA. This is not a first strike, as our Intel suggests that they are the ones who have perpetuated the attacks against our mighty ports. This state of war shall continue until we have decided that the USA is no longer strong enough to compete or until they purpose a favorable deal to the UK
Thanks,
Gregor Egerton
Prince Regent and the Prince of Wales of the UK