by Slovich » Wed Jun 21, 2017 3:50 pm
The tale of DezNutz
Performed by the bard of King Slovich of Tanzania,
To wit, sir I know not which you say.
Dost thou wish to suckle thine own nuts?
Or wishd' they were mine?
I cannot fathom you'd fain speak 'gainst mine fine and just protector.
Thou hast said, 'if thy swine has no bread, let them eat cake.'
Mine own patron wishes to put largesse amongst the people he has sworn to protect.
To point, sir, let me knoweth your beef witted, slurry tongued,
still borned, onion brained reason
why thou find you opine you will survive.
Best regards,
The bard of Tanzania