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letter to the blind :)

Postby qpWiseManBellamyqp » Fri May 26, 2017 8:00 pm

AHOY MATEYS...

By using voodoo magic!!! an angelica appeared...
govner to king to queen all in one day is all i wanted to show how complaicent people have become no one is invincible in this game of pirates seeking glory!!!!
the true game of chess is for kings queens and countrymen alike :)

hmm wheres all the knights bishops and castles... all out fighting while the queen sneaks in with the pawns while everyone else watches the wrong door :)

??? was raised from the dead in the name of BellaDpimp muddled with confusion and hatred from being awoken too early from an ancient slumber... unknown who had christened him with such a geeky name... the pimp was "like wtf why am I pimpin hoes buying guns of all calibres and running drugs for money in the land of pimpwars!!!"... confusion spread wildly as the once angel taught himself how to play the game of pimping online... first tempted away from the real battle for ownership by the truehustler j3ster Athena oz 8dollapimp... this only added more mayhem to the puzzle as the angel found a new tinternet provider and and memories befor online gambling was how/who wants to be a millionaire back in the day of the spectrum 48k lol...tonyoiltycoon was born as his signature email but belladapimp was so confusing until enlightenment...#bella
A girls name people cried you fool !!!! lol
So with voodoo magic the pimp became a weatherman predicting showersof lead and beautiful pieces of ass... or 9 pieces of eight...
the weatherman fought very hard to keep his 50cals and didn't truly understand the game of pimping you must sell your highest value guns to buy more thugs while turning turns into hoes???
Then the help came from a thorny rose in the name of abeleivably good friend amy rose who gifted the angel with new life in the form of credits... then the secrets of pimping were gathered by the corruption of the firefox...
variable 60% so with thought the weatherman tested which he already knew again and again he couldn't find a reason the results were true not a false hope and with single turns his empire grew...
"ahahaha" new voodoo was cast and the weatherman who fought and fought became a stormshadow,
The shadow grew and grew with knowledge and power and enlightenment.. he became Arc_Angel the bringer of life or death... always a madthreat throughout history of lands and sea's(side stories)
hmmm this pie isn't as sweet as I thought it was so the times passed and new times arrived...hmmm lots of pies together all taste good..
So the angel cast more spells and made copies of himself to taste all the pies from all over the great world... and constantly looking for a new home in the stars but always dreaming of the ultimate booty call??
The angel seemed to fit in pretty good once more but the temptation was too strong and he dabbled in the wrong pies and fought himself many times to find a perfect balance of nature.
Battered and bruised from the infernal battle the weatherman cast 1 final speel he hoped would cure his ailments. but only found more woes at the bottom of Davey jones locker... so the Arc_Angel became Admin and played happily and fair to most players...
the angel watched the other admins learning from there mistakes but .... still the world of pimpin was far too great for 1 angel to handle and soon left the gaming world :(
His world was named d34thtr4p.
Until friends reunited formed Redemption ... times were good and good overbalanced the evil!! seemed to be at Bad wolfs bay. Dr???
Until greed took over!!!!
Decisions!!! Decisions!!! then the angel realised an enemy of my enemy is a friend!! with this mind he pondered?????
Snowblower was born from the winds of storms shadow!!! doh something went wrong everyone loves the snow no matter if your the smallest to the largest.... everyone started making snow angels!!!
The balance of evil and good must be restored!!!! hibernating would be safe!!!
Snow blower set fire to the world in a single spell dark_destroyer of all...Once the lands of truehustler had burned the madthreat of life . Still this was never enough for the young guardian and he speeded up asail and a new fear emerged...
Soul_Destroyer was born...
and joined his once enemies PrinceOfDarkness and GoddessOfDeath in there world of crippling_desire.
the world burned with fear and fire they restored the balance of evil and good and swore never try and unequal that balance!!!
Worlds died and others were born and the ultimate of evil~good sort a new life in a citY torn apart by greed and corruption on all levels.
Snowblower was reborn once again remembering her former life in the city as a weatherman..
They faught and faught but the battle was everlasting and still goes on today!!!
The crew became weak as they seperated to fight for the balance of life!!
Once they fulfilled there duties in side worlds they reformed and rebuilt strength back in torn city.
the true angel never stops working though.. always preparing for the day when other worlds are needed the madthreat is always onhand???
the calling was heard around the globe...
some came and viewed but all but one remained to fight.
madthreat had now become an old wise man in this all but new world possibly visited many moons ago.
As if by magic the older wiser man emerged...
qpCptSnowBlowerqp or is "that your momma is?"
johnny demonic 5 is alive lolol???
WAIT!!!! wtf someone had cast the curse of snowblower who had gained access ealier without any problem...
Thankfully "wisemanbellamy" was true to his former nature and had gained so much knowledge only 1/10 of the voodoo available effected him...
the final plot to find his true love became apparent...
So with stealth and courage snow blower cast one final spel??? turning himself into qpQueenieqp or should that Be qpQueeniBqp lolol

And here today we find the older and wiser yet more physically fitter than ever befor ... so much pain was inside the angel of the northern souls had to use rest of his voodoo magic to ease the pain with the help of olde and mewe medicins the angel of life was beginning to rise like the saviour of the phoenix...
Enlightened and even more powerful than the LAST fastast transmutation with every reboot..



Happiness is fulfilment...Knowledge is power...Or...Is it who you know???(definatly who)

Remember an apple aday keeps Dr ??? away.

qpCptSnowblowerqp


River Song: " Demons run when a good man goes to war. Night will fall and drown the sun when a good man goes to war. Friendship dies and true love lies. Night will fall and the dark will rise when a good man goes to war. Demons run but count the cost; the battle's won but the child is lost."
"Hell hath no FURY like a woman Reborn"???
or is that "scorned" :cheers

Please don't be offended by attacks on danger fleets you are probably a high point score on a mission :beer
If you are clean you are clean, If you are dirty I wil make you clean! :beer

ps
Do not allow your life to be the next Extinction!!!
or the child of de wolf hE will come for you ;)
E'voke - Arms of Loren
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Bellamy

it would appear Blackbeard found his true love right in front of him :)
simply what if Dr ??? ... just like marmite.
;)
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Re: letter to the blind :)

Postby sXs » Fri May 26, 2017 8:12 pm

I need to put those funny looking mushrooms away i guess........
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Re: letter to the blind :)

Postby Shadowood » Fri May 26, 2017 8:13 pm

I am not blind, but after reading this.... I kind of wish I was.

:xx :pc :xx
I don't fear death. I look forward to it with great anticipation. For then I will met God face to face and let him know that I stole his Man of War!!!
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Re: letter to the blind :)

Postby Shadowood » Fri May 26, 2017 8:16 pm

I don't fear death. I look forward to it with great anticipation. For then I will met God face to face and let him know that I stole his Man of War!!!
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Re: letter to the blind :)

Postby DezNutz » Fri May 26, 2017 8:18 pm

I think the Rum and Tequila in Avonmora needs to be tested for contamination.
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Re: letter to the blind :)

Postby DezNutz » Fri May 26, 2017 8:21 pm

You should stop while you are ahead. You are making BMW's rambling run-ons look awesome in comparison.



At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having read it.



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Re: letter to the blind :)

Postby Marcellus Falcon » Fri May 26, 2017 8:55 pm

What the hell just happened? Lost for words... maybe I need what he had... :D
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Re: letter to the blind :)

Postby sXs » Fri May 26, 2017 9:12 pm

My ex left me because she said I had a short attention span....... wheres the ice cream..... oh look .. a pony.....i wish i had a ..... damn the dog sh!t on the rug again......
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Re: letter to the blind :)

Postby Maha » Fri May 26, 2017 10:46 pm

nice, truly enjoyed it after i found the key.
may a bit to deep for the uncultured.
love it, those snippets make a random story a diorama!
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Re: letter to the blind :)

Postby Shadowood » Fri May 26, 2017 10:48 pm

Is everything a Riddle now?
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