Official Declaration of War on War

[ChaIbaud]

As a peace-loving, pirate-hating, yellow-bellied merchant, I hereby declare war upon those who dare declare war on others.

You know who you are.

I will give you 24 seconds before war begins.

[ChaIbaud]

After a grueling 24 seconds, I thought about it and I do not wish to declare war on those who declare war because a fight against myself is no fun at all.

[Admiral Nelson]

After a grueling 24 seconds, I thought about it and I do not wish to declare war on those who declare war because a fight against myself is no fun at all.

Yet talking to yourself is fun?

[DezNutz]

So you are not going to cast FoJ on yourself?

[ChaIbaud]

So are you going to cast some FoJ on yourself?

If someone would volunteer, it would be much appreciated as supply is limited at this time.

After a grueling 24 seconds, I thought about it and I do not wish to declare war on those who declare war because a fight against myself is no fun at all.

Yet talking to yourself is fun?

I guess I need my own Nurse Lana!

[DezNutz]

[Most Lee Harmless]

careful, you might get declared on by some-one who declares war on those who declare peace!

It's a moral maze out there, a veritable minefield of tortured souls driven by insane urges and dreadful impulses : but enough about me : what made you ever think you could solve the worlds problems, bring about an end to world hunger and lead humanity hand in hand to a blissful future? Not even Miss World could do that, though they all said they wished for nothing more, even as mankind wished for a more carnal solution to their own illicit hungers with any or all of those seekers after peace : nay, rest your labours, put down the pillow of empathy, set aside the duvet of comfort : life was ever a scratchy blanket and unyielding mattress of despair : its war, love or hate it, you can never leave it : just accept the universal fact and pass the ammunition. Mines a pint.

[ChaIbaud]

A declare war on those who use colons ina quantity greater than 1 per sentence.

[Most Lee Harmless]

A declare war on those who use colons ina quantity greater than 1 per sentence.

I ran out of comma's : ever since Trump seized power, there has been a world-wide shortage of proper grammar, punctuation and spelling : some say its a bigly crisis but I think that's just made up and what has really happened is that the Chinese are refusing to increase the world supply of comma's in a sneaky attempt to apply pressure on North Korea who, contrary to common opinion, are one of the worlds largest comma users. Thus do we all suffer under the dead hand of global production and long sentences unbroken by adequate use of colons, comma's and those funny bar-like things that look like the top bar of a gate flying unsupported in the air : how do they do that?

[ChaIbaud]

Then for Decency's sake, limit yourself to two if at all possible. I will be lenient seeing as your hand has been dealt rather poorly.... If my mercy is taken advantage of, I will declare war on those who: own donkeys, have puppets as their avatars, and have a name that rhymes with 'Panic.'