Official declaration of war.

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Re: Official declaration of war.

Postby Gregor Egerton » Sun May 07, 2017 6:14 pm

I just made this video if any one wants to see it.

https://youtu.be/C83RFsAnGHE

Please excuse any quality issues as this was my first attempt at a video. :))
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Re: Official declaration of war.

Postby Admiral Nelson » Sun May 07, 2017 6:16 pm

Gregor Egerton wrote:I just made this video if any one wants to see it.

https://youtu.be/C83RFsAnGHE

Please excuse any quality issues as this was my first attempt at a video. :))


LMFAO.

However, as funny as this is. It has to be placed in the Union of Honor.
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Re: Official declaration of war.

Postby ChaIbaud » Sun May 07, 2017 7:50 pm

I, Dr. Chalbooti, with my PhD in Psychology and mental analytics, doth volunteer to mediate between the two parties in question in a concrete manner. For the low price of 15,000,000 gold coins from each persons wishing this service to solve their argument, a ground-breaking and revolutionary style of arbitration can be used to mend the salty wounds of battle and conquest.

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PM me any complaints (10M gold coin wire fee is mandatory).
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Re: Official declaration of war.

Postby Shadowood » Sun May 07, 2017 8:44 pm

ROFL!! These are not the ships you are looking for! Great video
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Re: Official declaration of war.

Postby DezNutz » Sun May 07, 2017 8:57 pm

chal wrote:I, Dr. Chalbooti, with my PhD in Psychology and mental analytics, doth volunteer to mediate between the two parties in question in a concrete manner. For the low price of 15,000,000 gold coins from each persons wishing this service to solve their argument, a ground-breaking and revolutionary style of arbitration can be used to mend the salty wounds of battle and conquest.

Signed,
Dr. Booti


Translation:

For a nice chunk of money, I will listen to you complain and provide you either a common sense answer or something that will ultimately not help your problem, such as a participation trophy.

Signed,

A fake doctor
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Re: Official declaration of war.

Postby Meliva » Sun May 07, 2017 9:19 pm

DezNutz wrote:
Translation:

For a nice chunk of money, I will listen to you complain and provide you either a common sense answer or something that will ultimately not help your problem, such as a participation trophy.

Signed,

A fake doctor

Sounds like your average therapist to me. Then again I suppose they are fake doctors :D
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Re: Official declaration of war.

Postby Big Brother » Mon May 08, 2017 1:54 pm

Negotiations are underway for reimbursement.

If these are met, if not a physical victory, a personal one.
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Re: Official declaration of war.

Postby Most Lee Harmless » Mon May 08, 2017 2:06 pm

Any chance of keeping it going until the weekend? I just signed the papers on a new hot-tub and patio decking : i was relying on this war generating enough plunder opportunities to pay for it : if there is peace, why, I may have to sell one of the children for medical research or lose the new hot tub!

Take pity on a poor soul struggling to create a wonderland of fun in his back garden : war-war not jaw-jaw!
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Re: Official declaration of war.

Postby Big Brother » Mon May 08, 2017 2:09 pm

Terms have been agreed upon via 3rd party negotiations.

A 14 day NAP will take effect soon.

My terms were met to reach consensus.

Their terms were met as well.
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Re: Official declaration of war.

Postby Shadowood » Mon May 08, 2017 4:07 pm

Terms have been met that were brokered from a 3rd party

14 day cease fire begins now. All voodoo has been removed.

Plunder board hits are fair game.
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