Have too many Military Service?

[Brazzler]

You evil!

Evil? No.
Just looking for a little fun.

[Grimrock Litless]

You evil!

Evil? No.
Just looking for a little fun.

All fun and games until someone gets hit by a car on the road.

[Meliva]

To be fair, brazzler never said he ran up the middle of the road, he could have meant he ran along the side, or on the sidewalk. And honestly if his brother DID run on the middle of the road, that's more his fault then brazzlers. Plus any driver paying attention would stop if they saw a kid on the road.

[Grimrock Litless]

To be fair, brazzler never said he ran up the middle of the road, he could have meant he ran along the side, or on the sidewalk. And honestly if his brother DID run on the middle of the road, that's more his fault then brazzlers. Plus any driver paying attention would stop if they saw a kid on the road.

Now, I want to know what happens when you have a kid in the future.

[Meliva]

Now, I want to know what happens when you have a kid in the future.

I don't intend to have any. With how bloody expensive raising children is, and with my family's bad luck and poverty raising kids is not an option any time soon if ever. Besides in my opinion kids are normally assholes.

[Brazzler]

What do you take me for Grimrock? I'd never let that happen! My family is the most important thing to me in the world (Except for my father, he can rot in the middle of the road. My mother is the most important and my cat probably comes before my little brothers).

But seriously, he did only run up the side walk.

[Brazzler]

Now, I want to know what happens when you have a kid in the future.

I don't intend to have any. With how bloody expensive raising children is, and with my family's bad luck and poverty raising kids is not an option any time soon if ever. Besides in my opinion kids are normally assholes.

I would probably say it is worse when you have little versions of yourself running around. I couldn't put up with a second me.

[Captain dungeness]

Best deal in town! 275k gold for each Military Service cast on me. Also I'm paying 750k gold for each Forced Labor cast on me.

NOTE: limit your casts to 20 Military Service or 10 Forced Labor at a time. If my gold coin goes too high and I lose gold to booty masters then I will reduce my payment to you by the amount lost.

Captain Dungeness (#3397)