Fantasy Draft II Chit Chat

General chit-chat about anything in-game here.
In-game trade offers should be published here
Roleplaying is recommended (Write like as if your character is speaking)

Re: Fantasy Draft II Chit Chat

Postby Grogggy » Sun Feb 26, 2017 1:06 am

wait were playing fantasy fantasy?
User avatar
Grogggy
 
Posts: 902
Joined: Fri Oct 04, 2013 4:29 am

Re: Fantasy Draft II Chit Chat

Postby Most Lee Harmless » Sun Feb 26, 2017 1:59 am

Grogggy wrote:wait were playing fantasy fantasy?


Oh no, custard does exist... its for real... :y
-1 : Move to archive.
User avatar
Most Lee Harmless
 
Posts: 3970
Joined: Sat Mar 01, 2014 3:48 pm

Re: Fantasy Draft II Chit Chat

Postby Grogggy » Sun Feb 26, 2017 4:16 am

I'm starting a fantasy league of your fantasy leagues of a fantasy game, I've got draft one.
User avatar
Grogggy
 
Posts: 902
Joined: Fri Oct 04, 2013 4:29 am

Re: Fantasy Draft II Chit Chat

Postby Maha » Sun Feb 26, 2017 11:48 am

Danik wrote:
Maha wrote:i am already exited again.

i also agree with Danik that the captains should be free to chose the best.
that said, for the next batch it would also be nice to have a professional jury to run a commentary and to give a final verdict next to the popular vote. something that is in conflict with the first statement :)


For a small fee, the Kraken would be happy to conduct a full Custard Test on each selection : this would provide a fair, frank and unbiased commentary, free from underhand manipulations, meaningless abuse and prejudiced influences : subject to the usual bribes, safe in the knowledge that corrupting the Kraken does not come cheap.
how do i offer a fee to your kraken?
i could offer 45 turns to the kraken below your main ship, it's the best i can do to please the kraken.
User avatar
Maha
 
Posts: 848
Joined: Mon Aug 08, 2016 10:12 am

Re: Fantasy Draft II Chit Chat

Postby Most Lee Harmless » Sun Feb 26, 2017 2:47 pm

Maha wrote:
Danik wrote:
Maha wrote:i am already exited again.

i also agree with Danik that the captains should be free to chose the best.
that said, for the next batch it would also be nice to have a professional jury to run a commentary and to give a final verdict next to the popular vote. something that is in conflict with the first statement :)


For a small fee, the Kraken would be happy to conduct a full Custard Test on each selection : this would provide a fair, frank and unbiased commentary, free from underhand manipulations, meaningless abuse and prejudiced influences : subject to the usual bribes, safe in the knowledge that corrupting the Kraken does not come cheap.
how do i offer a fee to your kraken?
i could offer 45 turns to the kraken below your main ship, it's the best i can do to please the kraken.


The Kraken have no need of turns : it would be much simpler if you just send me coin or credits and I can pass it on to them : they have become fascinated by the properties of custard lately, which, as you would know, is an expensive and rare commodity. rest assured that your contribution will not only ensure a proper result, it will also advance the cause of science!
-1 : Move to archive.
User avatar
Most Lee Harmless
 
Posts: 3970
Joined: Sat Mar 01, 2014 3:48 pm

Re: Fantasy Draft II Chit Chat

Postby Most Lee Harmless » Sun Feb 26, 2017 6:46 pm

'RUM or CUSTARD?'



Following intense and distressingly sober negotiations, combined with the generous financial support of Maha, the Kraken have agreed to bless us all with their wise, intelligent and unbiased opinions on each round of draft picks : this feature will be called 'Rum or Custard?' : The Kraken shall choose a worthy recipient and grant them either a large barrel of Finest Kind Kraken Rum or, should they be amused or distressed beyond measure by some crazy choice, a 'Bath of Coldest Custard'.

Each award will be accompanied by a small purse of coin, of no account compared to the honor of the award itself but it may be enough to purchase a small plinth for the barrel, or a bar of Heavy Duty Soap to remove the encrusted custard after your bath, should you be unworthy enough to be granted such.

No correspondence will be entered into, the Kraken's decision is final and the Kraken will not entertain complaints or comments, unless accompanied by a sufficiently persuasive bribe.
-1 : Move to archive.
User avatar
Most Lee Harmless
 
Posts: 3970
Joined: Sat Mar 01, 2014 3:48 pm

Re: Fantasy Draft II Chit Chat

Postby Shadowood » Sun Feb 26, 2017 6:48 pm

Danik wrote:
'RUM or CUSTARD?'



Following intense and distressingly sober negotiations, combined with the generous financial support of Maha, the Kraken have agreed to bless us all with their wise, intelligent and unbiased opinions on each round of draft picks : this feature will be called 'Rum or Custard?' : The Kraken shall choose a worthy recipient and grant them either a large barrel of Finest Kind Kraken Rum or, should they be amused or distressed beyond measure by some crazy choice, a 'Bath of Coldest Custard'.

Each award will be accompanied by a small purse of coin, of no account compared to the honor of the award itself but it may be enough to purchase a small plinth for the barrel, or a bar of Heavy Duty Soap to remove the encrusted custard after your bath, should you be unworthy enough to be granted such.

No correspondence will be entered into, the Kraken's decision is final and the Kraken will not entertain complaints or comments, unless accompanied by a sufficiently persuasive bribe.


I for one, look forward to the commentary!
I don't fear death. I look forward to it with great anticipation. For then I will met God face to face and let him know that I stole his Man of War!!!
User avatar
Shadowood
Fantasy Draft Deity
 
Posts: 4080
Joined: Mon Feb 08, 2016 5:40 am

Re: Fantasy Draft II Chit Chat

Postby OG Deadking » Mon Feb 27, 2017 3:37 pm

can i be one of the captains or is it only famous people be captains???

Whichever one i would qualify lol. :D :D
very optimistic person, and very complex person
User avatar
OG Deadking
 
Posts: 520
Joined: Wed Oct 19, 2016 7:44 pm
Location: clinton, Mississippi, U.S.A

Re: Fantasy Draft II Chit Chat

Postby Bmw » Mon Feb 27, 2017 5:05 pm

Deadhits gaming yt wrote:can i be one of the captains or is it only famous people be captains???

Whichever one i would qualify lol. :D :D


eventually it might work its way down to you but for now its more long term players that are the people that are chosen for captain.
User avatar
Bmw
 
Posts: 1535
Joined: Sun Mar 20, 2016 2:43 am

Re: Fantasy Draft II Chit Chat

Postby Bmw » Mon Feb 27, 2017 5:21 pm

Bmw wrote:I will personally send 1 mill to everyone drafted on the winning team (I may raise this later). or i may send 1 mill to everyone drafted depends on my standings at the end of the event. or i might send 10 mill to each person drafted on the winning team yet again that depends on my standings.


well adding on to this previous post i will be sending 1 mill to each player on the winning team (might not be much but its at least a little) and 10 mill to the rookie selected that's on the winning team (i thought i might have a bit more then i do over top my limit so there's at least an incentive on my end.)
User avatar
Bmw
 
Posts: 1535
Joined: Sun Mar 20, 2016 2:43 am

PreviousNext

Return to Tavern

cron