Donkey Game Feature

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I love the donkey
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11%
Donkey will only help old players
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11%
Pirates will hurt traders with donkey
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11%
Traders will run illegal donkey brothels
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Donkey Game Feature

Postby Malachi Constant » Sat Feb 11, 2017 4:49 am

New building:

Donkey Racecourse Unlocks

Harness Donkey Races
Donkey Cart Jousting
Bareback Donkey Rides
2-way Donkey Petting Zoo

New Ship

Donkey Ship

Slower than SoL but has chance to Donkey Kick other ships Captain off of ship into the sea

Donkey Voodoo

Bless & Hands of Gold-STOP IT!! You can't milk a donkey!!
Fireship a Donkey-Just smells like hair and methane
Booty Master a Donkey-Get an upgrade on Farmville
Hostile Donkey-Man, that Donkey is really pissed off
Unfavorable Winds-Your donkeys stale vapor has driven the crew from the deck(speed reduced)
Ravage-You have just ravaged a donkey
Tequila Tranquilizers-Get up and do something donkey!!
Carrot and stick-Your donkey is very determined(+5 defense roll)
Mad Donkey Disease-Donkey eats hole in ship and it sinks



I am not responsible for all of these ideas.
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Re: Donkey Game Feature

Postby Lefty » Sat Feb 11, 2017 5:15 am

Someone's been sipping that Donkey God Rum again. :beer
However, it makes sense with Danik Day coming and all. :$
In the darkest of alleys the rumor is donkeys will invade a the docks of a port and no trade will happen in that port for 24 hours. :pc
Ships will come and go without loading or unloading goods. :crate:
They call it Day of the Donkey. :arr
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Re: Donkey Game Feature

Postby William one eye » Sat Feb 11, 2017 5:36 am

Dia De Los Burros
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Re: Donkey Game Feature

Postby Shadowood » Sat Feb 11, 2017 6:20 am

:D :D :D :D
I don't fear death. I look forward to it with great anticipation. For then I will met God face to face and let him know that I stole his Man of War!!!
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Re: Donkey Game Feature

Postby Maha » Sat Feb 11, 2017 9:43 am

spain is banned from this game feature; their national here is called Donkey Shot
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Re: Donkey Game Feature

Postby Most Lee Harmless » Sat Feb 11, 2017 1:18 pm

Those who mock or dis-respect the noble donkey meddle with dark and dangerous powers : look at the roll-call of those who have sought to follow such a path of foolishness : their nations scattered to the winds, their ports made playthings for scoundrels, their fleets given as gifts to the Kraken, their underwear filled with the coldest of cold custard.

Think on.
-1 : Move to archive.
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Re: Donkey Game Feature

Postby Slammerg » Sat Feb 11, 2017 3:18 pm

+1 :beer
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Re: Donkey Game Feature

Postby Lefty » Sat Feb 11, 2017 4:23 pm

This is no joke. Prepare now. You may only see one donkey and think.."ah its nothing to worry about."
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But when there are two, they soon make more.
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By the time you see Harry and his gang...its too late!!!
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Re: Donkey Game Feature

Postby Admiral Nelson » Sat Feb 11, 2017 4:41 pm

Those who chain Donkeys... Deserve a life of misery.
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Re: Donkey Game Feature

Postby Lefty » Sat Feb 11, 2017 5:02 pm

John Avery wrote:Those who chain Donkeys... Deserve a life of misery.


Scary part is, they do that to themselves.
Don't look straight at their tattoos either.
Been known to hypnotize a pirate into unconsciousness.
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