A letter to "Captain" Da Vinci.
I'll tell ye what me crew found floating among the neglected derelicts ye call a "fleet".
A fine ship, the Athena. She was found adrift in absolutely horrible condition: seaweed growing from her hull, sand in her deck boards, bones of her previous crew scattered about belowdecks. How could an infamous captain like yerself neglect to swab the decks at least once after recovering a gem like the Athena from the sea bottom? Me crew cleaned her up spotless and even polished her gunwales since that that she deserves! She's a beautiful ship, how could ye leave her in such a condition?!
Now she's the toughest Brig of War in me fleet. Care to test her cannons? I think you'll find she's a might stronger than any Brig you happen to collect in yer poorly maintained shipwreck hunting.
Good day to you "Captain", ye best care for ye fleets or ye may find a mutiny on yer hands!
Sincerely,
Captain Dungeness
P.S. The Postmaster couldn't reach yer flagship due to the thousands of unmaintained trade ships clogging the port so I am posting this in the Aiora tavern.