Unconditional Surrender

[Roileon]

I've decided that I'm going to have have this one be public. Please everyone who post here, don't go too far and keep it civilized to degree that a GAME would call for.


From: RoiLeon (#11503)
To: Achillies (#21217)
Title: Unconditional Surrender
On the behalf of Fox and Fox entities, I request your unconditional surrender. Look, lets not even argue about who won, Fox had tremendous gains from our plunder strike on TMN and TMN had great losses in which they could not make up for in your counter-strikes. Judging by all the facts TMN is on the down slope here. So, as you are the new guild leader, like most new guild leaders from war you look for peace. I would think you would be pretty reasonable.
-RoiLeon
A simple Pastry Chef who feeds Foxes and their allies.

[Achillies]

if you want to surrender im here lets hear it

[Roileon]

This is more of you surrendering to the Fox plunder raids. The little thing u have going on with me right now is not the subject. To re-illiterate this is over when Fox did a raid on TMN. I'm asking for ur surrender to officially put an end to that. What we have between me and u is still on as far as ik

[Achillies]

roileon me surrender to YOU.... That would be like the indians surrendering to custer at little big horn.. one word NUTS

[Roileon]

Exactly, I'm the indians and your custards last man.

[Random pandah]

and this is very childish

[Roileon]

yea i can see.
But back to the main point.
Achilles, you've lost a lot from engaging against Fox and after that, I saw it fit that we didn't attack you again because of the losses you took. So, don't be stubborn here. You took a ton of loses, your guild complained about those loses all the way to today. Fox can raid TMN again if we choose and be just as successful as our first raid but I said No, we should wait and see what happens. From what happened, we should have attacked you, but we didn't. Now I ask for you, on behalf of TMN to surrender to Fox to end the Fox v TMN war. This does not mean ur personal war with me is over. Can you be reasonable and agree to facts and a surrender.

[Xepshunall]

I don't know why somebody didn't do this before. It would have helped the community in general if you had named it something like "Comedy Central" except that that name is taken already. Any way, nice work. We could use more of this type of thing.

[Juicypotato]

Those jokes aren't crackin' man

[Xepshunall]

...Fox can raid TMN again if we choose and be just as successful as our first raid but I said No, we should wait and see what happens........Now I ask for you, on behalf of TMN to surrender to Fox to end the Fox v TMN war.

Will someone please tell me if I'm missing something? Doesn't a war come with a declaration? If a single raid was the decision, then how does it constitute a war? Therefore, a surrender of the group raided shouldn't even be suggested, let alone demanded. Oh, yeah, I was supposed to list facts rather than ask questions prior to saying, "Therefore", but I sincerely hope this will be forgiven.