Random chat and debate thread.

[DezNutz]

Avery, mental retardation is no joke

It's generally only funny to those who are challenged themselves. They just don't see it.

[Maha]

Aight, no more hijacking.


You can do that on 2 major shit-posting areas (Aye Cappys and Random chat).

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Back to polls.

it's hard to keep the threads separated when the kittens play with them.

[OG Deadking]

I do have a emoji problem lol.

Wish I had made the first shit- posting area

[OG Deadking]

Since this post is well alive I would like to show everyone something from nelsons post

Welcome back folks!

It has been a long time, you see we had some legal issues which we had to go to court for, due to some copyright infringement on our name of the newspaper but we have claimed legal responsibility over it and are now back in full swing. We promise news every 3 days featuring 3 posts, offering different insights to guilds, nations and interviews with player themselves! We do hope you enjoy this post as much as we had fun creating it.


- .:: Coconuts brings massive hits, literally! ::. -


Recently in Avonmora, in the port of Regis there has been a Holiday which has terrorized Merchants since Thursday due to the natives that live in Regis being considerably hostile towards them. This has been a massive sting to merchants passing by as the Guard Ships of T'zak Ryan has been blocking the port of firing at any Merchant vessel drawing away or onto Regis! But exactly how was this caused?

Well, we believe it to be due to T'zak Ryan otherwise known as Mercenary's in Avonmora being paid to block off a port but, there has been a certain degree of propaganda in Avonmora spreading around that the guild is turning into a group of Blood Thirsty pirates led by one man, Haron. To this, we have to call out bullshit due to them not taking lead on a player who's ships were stolen by a pirate who we will choose to keep secret but John Avery's mighty frigate fleet was seen nearby when the Ship of the Line fleet was taken, for that Avery be a crafty one if a worker left his hat on the table for a second and Avery was nearby, well there goes the workers hat...

How long will this last? Who knows, but it seems both the Natives that live in the settlement of Regis, and the Merchants are mighty pissed off so this event may be scheduled to last for a very long time. One thing is for sure, the Nelson's Post will ensure that they will keep a close eye on this encounter and future encounter, perhaps by the same guild? Whatever happens, read it here first!


- .:: Juicy marked as Inactive, town folk say! ::. -

In Avonmora, just recent there was a turmoil between two infamous people that came from different places one arised from FoX in the early days, where one was born in fire and ashes after his old guild was burned. SupremeLeaderJuicyP and John Avery were both fighting, that is right! There cannons were heard from across the map. We, the Nelson's Post have been looking into this event and it seem's great amounts of voodoo were used on both sides.

When it comes to Voodoo, what Voodoo truly took place? Well, we asked our Witch Doctor of the Nelson's Post to get a clear Insight of both players when in war and it seems the John Avery used the most with over 100 Thieving magpies being cast, 40 Urban Legends and countless Fugitive of Justice. No wonder there cannons were heard in Pania when the battle was taking place in Aiora! Whereas SupremeLeaderJuicyP used a few Serenity's Fugitive of Justice and Crystal Ball's compared to Avery this is just mere pebble on the road.

The Voodoo is not the story Juicy being marked as Inactive is due to no recent posts in the Forums from Juicy himself no recent attacks we are in reason to believe Juicy is either inactive and has not logged in for 3 weeks ( Since the turmoil ) or has just settled down and gone mute since the "beat down" Avery gave him. A guild-mate of his, AyeCappy who had recently came back said to Avery a while ago " Does it bother you, Juicy has not logged in for weeks ?". However we, like telling the true story. The truth is, SupremeLeaderJuicyP has been showing signs of waking up where in the past week, his voodoo chest has increased by 5 Voodoo cards, suggesting he has been logging on at least once every 2 days but could also suggest people have been sending him voodoo and not knowing of his absence. Could this be another battle Juicy will soon develop where he declares claims revenge on Avery, we honestly believe this could be a strong case as it would bring shock into Avery and the entire of Avonmora if Juicy delivers the same strategy that Avery bought against him.

What will happen, is Juicy truly marked as a inactive or is he fooling us? Who knows but whatever does happen make sure you read it here first, then those other pesky newspapers who claim to be active!


- .:: Could be the end of the road? ::. -

For a guild out there, it could be the end of the road in terms of overall development and being marked as a guild. Its name happens to be Third Order Republic or TOR for short. With them falling off the Top 5 in terms of Guild Rankings, we have great reason to believe such; We have kept our crafty eye on Third Order Republic since a player that needs no introduction, the one the only Shadowood left the guild! In the past few days, certain members have been leaving the guild. Such members like SwagBandit now known as Cav Spike and BEENO which had a very high fame count in the guild have now moved to SSAA ( Seven Seas Alliance of Avonmora ) for what is marked as " Future interests ".

Across Avonmora, there has been a number of battles made by certain individuals in that guild such as Slovich, fanatKupa and my main man, bmw himself. During these battles 2 out of the three members of Third Order Republic involved loosing some kind of ships, out witch doctor knows such voodoo like Fugitive Of Justice was applied before the hour and suggests such ships that was lost were Ship of the Lines, level 10 and Large Frigates also based at level 10. With all of these recent battles, and members leaving the guild Third Order Republic we have reason to believe it is approaching the end of the road, but its name will live on as a legend of players that did recruit new players and make them somewhat developed...

Is TOR truly on there last legs or is Tor just spreading out in Avonmora to recruit more players whilst gathering certain elements on information about certain players, whatever it is, make sure you read it here at the Nelson's Post!


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We do hope you enjoyed this News article as much as we had fun writing it from word to word!
Many thanks for reading this, and commenting ( if you did - Show us your support) it makes the world to us!
Until next time,
John Avery,
Head of the Nelson's Post.

[OG Deadking]

I have no idea who this nelson guy is put would like some info on him.

IS nelson the guy who originally started the papers

[OG Deadking]

Urgent News: Third Order Republic is falling!


We interrupt your time today, to bring you some very devastating news of which the news Channel, Nelson's Post did include in there news article. Which Third Order Republic, is in-fact going towards the end. Yesterday they were at 25 members, now they are at a mere 13 Members left of the once great guild, the article was taken from Nelson's Post - Paper 1, just now!


Nelson's Post - Paper 1 wrote:
.:: Could be the end of the road? ::. -

For a guild out there, it could be the end of the road in terms of overall development and being marked as a guild. Its name happens to be Third Order Republic or TOR for short. With them falling off the Top 5 in terms of Guild Rankings, we have great reason to believe such; We have kept our crafty eye on Third Order Republic since a player that needs no introduction, the one the only Shadowood left the guild! In the past few days, certain members have been leaving the guild. Such members like SwagBandit now known as Cav Spike and BEENO which had a very high fame count in the guild have now moved to SSAA ( Seven Seas Alliance of Avonmora ) for what is marked as " Future interests ".

Across Avonmora, there has been a number of battles made by certain individuals in that guild such as Slovich, fanatKupa and my main man, bmw himself. During these battles 2 out of the three members of Third Order Republic involved loosing some kind of ships, out witch doctor knows such voodoo like Fugitive Of Justice was applied before the hour and suggests such ships that was lost were Ship of the Lines, level 10 and Large Frigates also based at level 10. With all of these recent battles, and members leaving the guild Third Order Republic we have reason to believe it is approaching the end of the road, but its name will live on as a legend of players that did recruit new players and make them somewhat developed...

Is TOR truly on there last legs or is Tor just spreading out in Avonmora to recruit more players whilst gathering certain elements on information about certain players, whatever it is, make sure you read it here at the Nelson's Post!


As we said in the first paragraph, Third Order Republic was at 25 Members just yesterday but has recently fallen to a mere 13 Members - One member
named William One Eye has joined his friend that goes by the name of Shadowood in the guild The Brethren, which holds quite some well known members notorious for there leadership skills, pirating and making millions upon one single day. Many believe, after William One Eye left many members lost hope in the great guild - However, he left at the same time John Avery was casting bulk loads of Voodoo Cards on the members of Third Order Republic.

Which when we interviewed John Avery about this event he had to say this:
John wrote:
I do not believe TOR is dead, you see I have seen many things like this before. They will probably re-build and become stronger then ever, or re-build and kick the 'shit' out of me - Can not wait for that day. PS. Some members left due to a deal we made.


This suggests to us, Avery obviously thinks TOR is just making Avonmora believe that they are gone which he be a man that has done this strategy before, perhaps it is wise we listen? However he also hints, some members left due to making a deal with him we asked him about this. Which for him to tell us he was to cancel the Voodoo, if they left the guild - A costly Strategy and a pure waste of Voodoo, but if thats what Avery wants. The last player to leave Third Order Republic was called Twilight Consortium - Guess thats what he gets. Will TOR regroup stronger then ever? Or is this the true end, either way we thought it was worth a news report on its own.

However, Avery does feel regret whilst he was saying the quotes - We asked him why and he said, he is just as bad as The Pirate Kings when they wiped out Revenge of the Forsaken all those years ago, but he must remember this is the way Avonmora works - Perhaps one day, hopefully Avery will fall due to one player!

For the future: The date William One Eye left 04/12/2016.
The date Third Order Republic fell to 13 members 05/12/2016.
Last person to leave: Twilight Consortium at 07:41 GMT.

Whatever happens, make sure you read it here first!
Many thanks for reading,
John Avery.

THIS ARTICLE BY THE HARD WORK OF JOHN AVERY. all credit of this article is his

[Admiral Nelson]

Plagiarism! Plagiarism I say!

[Lana]

Nope, free advertising... or not so free?

[DezNutz]

Damn newbs. Don't they teach etiquette anymore?

[OG Deadking]

nope. they also stopped teaching cursive