Native Festival in Regis

[PhoenixKnight]

Makes me want to go to all rum producing ports and buy out all the rum! :p

[Lockreed]

I come from Regis with good news,
With Stan Rogers, the natives are amused.
He may enter Regis on this
Coconut Holiday

[Lockreed]

Natives like Pheonix,
But they like rum more
Speak in lyrics
To avoid their war
Bring to Regis only Rum
They'll be your chum

[Haron]

Melody: Happy Birthday

On coconut day
Stay out of our bay
The natives in Regis
Do things their own way

[Admiral Nelson]

Surprising how stupid people are, all you have to do is cast a Confuse on them after they cast the HN's...

[Maha]

without much ado
they got in a canoe
they weren't lazy
and just got crazy
casting hostile voodoo

[Lockreed]

The natives receive rum from Law,
They rejoice his name
enjoy the blessings
of coconut holiday

to those who bring tools,
you fools
warnings were given
of festivals delights
with brews the natives sing praises
the rest the natives scream curses

[John jacob astor]

while i appreciate merc's attempt to liven up the forum, what they are doing is pure extortion. they are saying "pay us or we cast voodoo." i hope that we all do not take this without fighting back - it is no different that the 'assassin's auction'. merc cannot be allowed to do this without punishment. i urge all guilds to show string retaliation and teach them that they are not going to be able to get away with things like this

[Crackedcubes]

Ole' Haron was a pirate
but he wasn't very good.
He wore patches over both eyes,
and a parrot on his foot!

his rotten ship and fraying flag,
had seen much better days.
And his crew had all but left him,
'Cause they were not getting paid!

Ole' Haron couldn't read a map,
Or sail a route by star.
So floated round in circles,
For near to not too far!

His wooden leg was broken,
And his beard a tangled mess.
The only help he had these days,
Was a scruffy pirate called "insert your favorite pirate here".

Ole Haron was a pirate,
And he knew at that he stunk.
So he packed it in and sold his boat,
Before he'd gotten sunk!

PS: all in fun fun Haron! good luck with your coco NUTS!

[Lockreed]

John Jacob Astor, the natives want rum
not your gold
Pania is close by
You act so bold
just listen, don't cry
Stan did not pay
He joked and rhymed
Law did not pay
he made the natives
cheer with rum