Native Festival in Regis

[Haron]

Traders should take care
On coconut holidays
Natives are hostile

[Haron]

A young pirate thought he was clever
Sailed to Regis in his ship "Endeavour"
He tried to attack
T'zak Ryn in the back
Now he'll sleep with the fishes forever

[Lockreed]

Iron, the natives ire
Rum is their desire
Hungry Kraken

[Stan Rogers]

A wily old Sailor named Morgan
Developed some sores on his organ
I caught it in Regis, a place full of diseases
I'd rather fight with the Gorgan
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A cagey old timer named Kart
Developed an urge to
Regis water is bad, and I have been had
Instead of leaving, he went.

[Haron]

An ignorant trader from Spain
Thought paying the fee was a pain
"I'm saving my gold
'Cause I am so bold"
He won't make that error again...

[Haron]

The Holy Coconut Holidays are almost here! Brush up on your poetry and bring your rum. And watch out for the natives in Regis!

[Admiral Nelson]

Oh good, then I can act like I have merchant fleets get one of you guys to cast on me then use Vengence of the witch doctor...

Jolly good.

[PhoenixKnight]

I am a weary old sailor with a bottle of rum.
At the port of Regis I shall have some fun.
This pretty young lass brought me a hot bun.
I graciously ate it and fired my gun.

That lassy and me retired for some fun.
Up in me quarters we went with rum.
We spent all night and we were never done.
Next night I met her sister and she joined the fun!

Now I am a merry old pirate with a lot of rum!
Lassies love me and my lads are having fun!
It was a jolly good time till I had too much rum!
And that's when I swore to never touch rum!

[Most Lee Harmless]

Of course, there are more than one tribe of hostile natives in Regis : I hear rumors than one will be celebrating its own festival in which dark deeds may well be performed upon lit fleets in that happy place. Interesting times, no?

[Black sparrow]

Sounds like an opportunity to do some trading in Regis.