On behalf of the Rumlords of Avonmora, I respectfully declare a war of retaliation and restitution against the following individuals for their acts of piracy and hostility to the members of our guild:
On Skyhawk, a most respected and skilled pirate of Avonmora, for his attacks upon the trade ships of our members. In the past, he has respected our passiveness, but now states he will attack our members until we adequately defend ourselves, as we "have no teeth." As some have more teeth than others, we will see if ours are adequate.
Hostilities will cease within 24 hours, or until all battle vessels are gone, which ever comes first.
We also declare war for 24 hours upon Juicylettuce, who provided the voodoo to expose our trade fleets for Skyhawk, and has attacked various members of our guild over 50 times in the last week. We will cease hostilities in 24 hours or until all battle fleets are gone, which ever comes first.
I now move my gout riddled feet from under the tavern table and onto my flagship to join my fellow guild members, the Rumlords of Avonmora, in this effort.
Best of luck to all.
Respectfully,
Sir Henry Morgan
Rumlord of Barbados