Don't go on honeymoon on the "Love boats"

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Don't go on honeymoon on the "Love boats"

Postby Valar Morghulis » Sat Oct 01, 2016 10:56 pm

Seems like there is a lack of compliance to cleanliness in the cruise boat company..

Food ain't something to brag about - Several passengers have complained on the stomach flu after eating on board.

Some officials have traveled with the fleets incognito to check up since some of the rumours have been quite disturbing but swearing
not to set their feet on the worm infested planks on those ships again. Each morning there were missing some sailors on board - those who muttered the most about food you wouldn't even give to a dead dog, were never to be seen again.
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Re: Don't go on honeymoon on the "Love boats"

Postby Valar Morghulis » Sat Oct 01, 2016 11:06 pm

Seems like one of the prime ships on the "Love boat company" just sunk.


A few passengers have complained about maggots dropping out of the walls.
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Re: Don't go on honeymoon on the "Love boats"

Postby Knight Orlong » Sun Oct 02, 2016 9:48 am

What're the love boats?
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Re: Don't go on honeymoon on the "Love boats"

Postby Maha » Sun Oct 02, 2016 11:56 am

Knight Orlong wrote:What're the love boats?

love boats are a new kind of ship that are designed to transfer people from one port to another, these don't need a merchant but an entertainer. with the attributes it will be unique as well, you can upgrade the band, the sport facilities, the iceberg detector, the restaurants, the cabin condition and romance.
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Re: Don't go on honeymoon on the "Love boats"

Postby Knight Orlong » Sun Oct 02, 2016 3:28 pm

Will an iceberg voodoo card be released to sink such fearful ships?

And who possesses such ships as of now for Valar to warn us?
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Re: Don't go on honeymoon on the "Love boats"

Postby Maha » Sun Oct 02, 2016 8:42 pm

actually it needs three iceberg cards; one above the water and two undercover doing the damage.
Valar is secretly the norsk god of global warming.
he tried to burn the ship out of the water with an extremely common but much disputed 'el nino' card. the effect was enormous among the journalist and the populist politicians. that one card claimed sore throats from you tube tutorial makers, lackluster forum postings with an increased number of insane new card proposals and the fact that love tiger lost her investment in Harons credit scheme.

one thing is clear; nothing substantial happened to shake up the world of avonmora. the norsk god Valar let go of his el nino death plan and started to use his poisonous mind to sweet talk tigers to death.

now it is 5 to twelve somewhere in the world and the people eat drink and smoke in one prolonged party. as is assassins day will never come.

will the world bow to the evil breath of the ten minutes only most evil god around or will this god be forced to eternal irrelevance?

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