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Re: Terrible Voodoo Thread

Postby William one eye » Sun Jun 19, 2016 4:42 am

ye olde spam

common
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players messaging system is flooded with thousands of useless vintage advertising slogans
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Re: Terrible Voodoo Thread

Postby Grimrock Litless » Sun Jun 19, 2016 4:45 am

Laughing too hard

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Target player laugh too hard and started having inner bleeding, and keep saying, "I am Batman".
"Got ya."
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Re: Terrible Voodoo Thread

Postby William one eye » Sun Jun 19, 2016 4:50 am

Guluere wrote:Laughing too hard

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Target player laugh too hard and started having inner bleeding, and keep saying, "I am Batman".



Feel like that just got cast on me
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Re: Terrible Voodoo Thread

Postby Donald Trump » Sun Jun 19, 2016 4:55 am

Hire Haiti
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Travel to Haiti and convince a tribe to cast voodoo against target person.
Just repeat after me: "Czar Ivan did not help me win the elections."
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Re: Terrible Voodoo Thread

Postby William one eye » Sun Jun 19, 2016 5:00 am

+1
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Re: Terrible Voodoo Thread

Postby DezNutz » Sun Jun 19, 2016 7:07 am

Name: Stupidity
Rarity: Shockingly Common
Cost: 0 Turns
Effect: Inability to use common sense.
I'm only here for Game Development and Forum Moderation.

If you see a forum rule violation, report the post.
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Re: Terrible Voodoo Thread

Postby Knight Orlong » Sun Jun 19, 2016 8:02 am

Name: Administrator's goodwill. (Made for fun only, no offense admins)

Rarity: Unlikely in our lifetimes.

Cost: Knowledge of hacking only.

Effect: The Server becomes yours, you get authorization to implement anything you want with any quality of code you think up. Gives you the ability to write any Voodoo card you want into the system and create any ship you like, with the name, type, designs, attributes, HPs etc your own work. Can ban any player and of course, you gain all the money people pay for credits.
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Re: Terrible Voodoo Thread

Postby ChaIbaud » Sun Jun 19, 2016 8:05 am

Name: Goodbye Voodoo Chests

Rarity: Unbelievably Common

Cost: Free

Effect: Every other player's voodoo chest is emptied. You get all of the cards card that the players had in their inventory multiplied by 10.
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Name: I'll Show You a Competitive Account

Rarity: Uncommon

Cost: 5 Turns

Effect: The administrator loses any ships that are targeted with voodoo, plunders, or skirmishes. When this card is cast, CJ's computer will freeze and give all players 1 hour to do whatever they want, essentially turning PG into the next Purge movie.
PM me any complaints (10M gold coin wire fee is mandatory).
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Re: Terrible Voodoo Thread

Postby Grimrock Litless » Sun Jun 19, 2016 8:30 am

Wiper
free
(Everyone have one)

The first one to cast this voodoo will earn 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
999999999999999999999999999999999999999999gc

and everyone elses account's voodoo goes to the person and they all loses their account 1 sec later.
"Got ya."
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Re: Terrible Voodoo Thread

Postby Most Lee Harmless » Sun Jun 19, 2016 9:36 am

Pointless Endeavor

piercing 100%

rare

turns : 25

duration : instant

Upon casting, a message is displayed on the targets page being a picture of a rotten tomato along with a sound effect of a splat!

Thats it.
-1 : Move to archive.
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