Danik wrote:I'm happy to talk in public, I got nothing to hide.
You are obviously more modest than I : okay, use the forum PM system, you aint blocked on that.
Meanwhile, on SOAP! : Ziggy left the USA, abdicating the throne and becoming a humble citizen of Spain : inadvertently, he packed the 3 USA ports in his baggage : he also quit the guild [U.S.A.] : in case you are confused, that's [U.S.A.] (the guild) and USA (the nation) now lacking the Zigster as a loyal member : we can assure readers he has not left [USA] (also a guild of which he was not member but definitely not either of the aforementioned USA's), but that could change too! Spain arose from her slumbers to find a basket on the doorstep containing 3 ports, each bearing a label saying 'feed me!' : Confused, for the influence fairies had not been spotted by the palace guards, Spain brought them inside, sat them at the table and wondered how, oh how, was she to feed all these hungry mouths? Meanwhile,a raggedy old man dressed in motley capered in the palace square declaiming 'It would all be much better if only I was in charge!' The guard ran out, the captain drew his sword, slaughtered the fool and then threw his sword at audience angrily shouting : 'Are you not entertained?'
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