Pirate Roberts Returns! * Brag Thread *

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Re: Pirate Roberts Returns! * Brag Thread *

Postby Roberts » Thu Jan 21, 2016 5:49 pm

Now buying at 150k each...
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Re: Pirate Roberts Returns! * Brag Thread *

Postby Roberts » Mon Jan 25, 2016 8:16 pm

Juicypotato wrote:So are you going to go after the richest players and try to steal their ships, sabatoge the most people you can, attack a select few you've picked or is this just another one of your rants?


Seem to be doing more damage then you, at the moment.
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Re: Pirate Roberts Returns! * Brag Thread *

Postby Roberts » Tue Jan 26, 2016 1:20 pm

I will soon make two threads which are:

How to beat a Pirate?

AND

How to be a Top-Class pirate.
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Re: Pirate Roberts Returns! * Brag Thread *

Postby Roberts » Wed Jan 27, 2016 9:24 pm

That disfavor scared me juicy,,, Thought you was going to cheat again.
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Re: Pirate Roberts Returns! * Brag Thread *

Postby Roberts » Sun Jan 31, 2016 11:06 am

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Re: Pirate Roberts Returns! * Brag Thread *

Postby Roberts » Sun Jan 31, 2016 11:40 am

Ahoy there,

This message is to all of the Pirates across Avonmora : I, Pirate Roberts leader of " The Pirates of Avonmora " ,invite all of you ( Pirates ) to come into this guild to seek Refugee ; When there is conflict, there is war - When there is war, there is murder... I doubt you have all heard the Mortal words from the herald that I am retiring - Yes, I am. But, I am leaving my strategy's with this guild - Such as the Dreaded Fugitive of Justice casting, I will set personal Targets for all of you, such as my recent friend KarKar, his target is to beat my record of 7,500 Wins, I could go on, but I think I have made my Point!...

Whether you are my friends or enemy's feel free to come into this guild ; To learn how to fight.

Many Thanks,
Roberts
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Re: Pirate Roberts Returns! * Brag Thread *

Postby Roberts » Tue Feb 02, 2016 8:54 am

I am selling a Grand Total of 1,000 Cards on my Market - Which cuts my Count down to 1,800 ; More Voodoo May go on the Market depending on If I have anything else to give : If you do not believe, that I am selling my cards Look at Auctions 487 to 515 - You may be able to tell if you cast Crystal ball, as over 100 of my Vengeance cards are gone...

Many Thanks,
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Re: Pirate Roberts Returns! * Brag Thread *

Postby Karsar » Tue Feb 02, 2016 9:03 am

A word of gratitude to my great teacher, Pirate Roberts.
First when i joined the game, i knew nothing about it. Then i felt there's a long way to build up fleets, make gold coins, then build again and spend them all.., and so on.
I might have gone that boring way if not few idiots, with large fleets and enough experience who attacked my little tiny cutter of lvl 2 and got my treasure.., my 5,000 coins..!
I turned into a very involved player and wanted to teach those arrogant "virtual emperors" a lesson to remember: "Never annoy or assault someone that has nothing to lose, for those might decide to sink and make you sink with them"..! Btw, this is a lesson to remember for everybody.
In that moment i had a little chit chat with my good friend now, Pirate Roberts. He offered to teach me if i'm willing to learn, and y answer was a firm YESSSSS..!
I'm not going tell the whole story (cause there are many pirating secrets in there.., but here we are, i have recorded near 300 attacks in 2 days (all successful).., and there are lots to come, all thanks to my great teacher Pirate Roberts. My win rate was under 10% lol, now it's 57,71%.., and more to be.
You will be leaving us soon my dear friend Pirate Roberts, but your spirit and piracy skill will remain always present and alive in Avonmora..! Thank you my friend.
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Re: Pirate Roberts Returns! * Brag Thread *

Postby Morphine » Tue Feb 02, 2016 1:11 pm

""""great teacher Pirate Roberts,""""" r u kiddin me

so does the great teacher Pirate Roberts change your diaper?
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Re: Pirate Roberts Returns! * Brag Thread *

Postby Roberts » Wed Feb 03, 2016 4:27 pm

Your inventory holds 50 different curses, at a total of 837 cards...

Never seen it so low...
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