Pirate Roberts Returns! * Brag Thread *

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Re: Pirate Roberts Returns! * Brag Thread *

Postby Roberts » Mon Dec 14, 2015 1:07 pm

I am in the Market for a 60 attribute Ship Of The Line, feel free to message me with your offers :P
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Re: Pirate Roberts Returns! * Brag Thread *

Postby Juicypotato » Tue Dec 15, 2015 12:11 am

For only 120M gold coins you can buy a 60 attribute sotl from me. Too bad the ship you sabatoged was only a 40 attribute. Like they all say once a troll always a troll. Keep on being the angry little player that has no ships, just voodoo cards and hatred to fill your endless void of self pity.
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Re: Pirate Roberts Returns! * Brag Thread *

Postby Roberts » Tue Dec 15, 2015 7:17 am

Juicypotato wrote:For only 120M gold coins you can buy a 60 attribute sotl from me. Too bad the ship you sabatoged was only a 40 attribute. Like they all say once a troll always a troll. Keep on being the angry little player that has no ships, just voodoo cards and hatred to fill your endless void of self pity.


* Cries some more *
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Re: Pirate Roberts Returns! * Brag Thread *

Postby Roberts » Fri Jan 01, 2016 9:39 am

It is a new year , so quiet frankly New Me, one side that you have never seen before...

Roberts is Tired, Roberts is Tired of His ships being taken over night - By his Opponents , although he does not mind this : This is the last ships, he will ever loose.

Now, its time for a new Roberts! One that you have never seen before... Every cast spell on me - Will result in Vengence.

No Hostages, just Fire and Rage.

So, the Official Declaration : From hear by I, Pirate Roberts Stationed in Prote declare war against all Merchants, Nobility alike. I use to not target a few, such as SSTG Aang and some members of HELM... I will not stop until 5 Players are ruined, 50 Players have been raided.
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Re: Pirate Roberts Returns! * Brag Thread *

Postby Juicypotato » Sat Jan 02, 2016 7:20 am

Roberts wrote:It is a new year , so quiet frankly New Me, one side that you have never seen before...

I will not stop until 5 Players are ruined, 50 Players have been raided.


So are you going to go after the richest players and try to steal their ships, sabatoge the most people you can, attack a select few you've picked or is this just another one of your rants?
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Re: Pirate Roberts Returns! * Brag Thread *

Postby Roileon » Sat Jan 02, 2016 7:57 am

I hope I'm one of the select few. I've won the honour of being on a lot of people's "select few" list so this would be another personal achievement. Then again, I don't want to get too greedy with the select few awards. Meh, what the hell, I'm a pirate - when have I ever not been greedy?
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Re: Pirate Roberts Returns! * Brag Thread *

Postby Roberts » Sat Jan 02, 2016 9:27 am

Roileon wrote:I hope I'm one of the select few. I've won the honour of being on a lot of people's "select few" list so this would be another personal achievement. Then again, I don't want to get too greedy with the select few awards. Meh, what the hell, I'm a pirate - when have I ever not been greedy?


Huh? No, you are not a Noble, you do not have tonnes of money - And do not help anyone except from yourself, you are not a Merchant and" *****" when a pirate hits you. You can give me a warning for this if you want, but its the truth.
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Re: Pirate Roberts Returns! * Brag Thread *

Postby Ghost » Sat Jan 02, 2016 10:20 am

Roberts wrote:So, the Official Declaration : From hear by I, Pirate Roberts Stationed in Prote declare war against all Merchants, Nobility alike. I use to not target a few, such as SSTG Aang and some members of HELM... I will not stop until 5 Players are ruined, 50 Players have been raided.


Now that you've told everyone where you're based, perhaps you'd be ok with them targeting your warehouse?
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Re: Pirate Roberts Returns! * Brag Thread *

Postby Roberts » Sat Jan 02, 2016 10:25 am

Redish wrote:
Roberts wrote:So, the Official Declaration : From hear by I, Pirate Roberts Stationed in Prote declare war against all Merchants, Nobility alike. I use to not target a few, such as SSTG Aang and some members of HELM... I will not stop until 5 Players are ruined, 50 Players have been raided.


Now that you've told everyone where you're based, perhaps you'd be ok with them targeting your warehouse?


Sure, I have another 3 warehouses full.. :lol:
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Re: Pirate Roberts Returns! * Brag Thread *

Postby Roberts » Tue Jan 19, 2016 10:32 am

To let you all know - I am buying in Self Sacrifices at 100,000 gold coins each - No matter how many turns you give me. When you give me 10 , I throw in a extra 50,000...

Only Valid till 18:00 Game Time.

Some merchants, its your only time you will ever get gold coins off me in a huge amount ( If you choose to send me some.)
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