Well, it seems our good friends over at Fox, driven into raging with illicit lust for our prime Mexican dancing donkeys, have decided to join us en masse : bit extreme, our donkeys can always be hired for special events for the most reasonable of fees. Whatever, they want them all! And the Treasury too, which, whilst big enough, will make for rather small purses once shared out amongst these donkey-fanciers : I fear some may be disappointed with their due portion but there ya go... I'm sure none did this just for mere filthy lucre, no, it was for the glory, of course!
But I digress : this does leave us with a small problem : the current Mexican leadership dont really fancy sharing their stables with these new citizens.. I mean foxes have mange and other horrid diseases, it wouldnt be very hygienic. We have heard distressing rumors of Juicys bedtime habits and, frankly, even we are shocked!
Thus, we seek new nations and, as a small dowry, we will bring some nice fat shiny ports too! Well, they would only go to waste under the new ownership so.....
We are open to offers, lots of gold is always nice, we find : address your enquiries to the usual quarters, but hurry.. we may get bored meantime and go join Midway.. just for laughs
