(Forum War)-AyeCappy vs World

[Spastic]

Why dont you and juicy try singing from the same hymn sheet ?


PS and you spelt 'douche' wrong... get a grip man!

Douce
adjective, Scot. and North England.
1.
sedate; modest; quiet.

[Most Lee Harmless]

Aye, but in my own modest, quite sedate and sedately quiet way, I do doubt that was cappy's intended meaning

[Spastic]

Aye, but in my own modest, quite sedate and sedately quiet way, I do doubt that was cappy's intended meaning

[TheLoveTiger]

Lol that's a good one haha feel honored a possible compliment for once

[Juicypotato]

I thought i could drop down really low but the lovetiger hit the floor and i don't think he's coming back up.

[Juicypotato]

You're honored compliment is coming soon to a port near you. But most likely it'll be akrotori where all the influence drops so low everybody has to crawl instead of standing up.

[Grogggy]

Douces!

[Grogggy]

The Governor welcomes you in his Office:
-Congratulations, you are now a captain of Mexico !

Grateful Dead – Mexicali Blues Lyrics

Laid back in an old saloon, with a peso in my hand,
Watchin' flies and children on the street,
And I catch a glimpse of black-eyed girls who giggle when I smile,
There's a little boy who wants to shine my feet.

And it's three days ride from Bakersfield and I don't know why I came.
I guess I came to keep from payin' dues.
So instead I've got a bottle and a girl who's just fourteen,
And a damn good case of the Mexicali Blues. Yeh!

Is there anything a man don't stand to lose,
When the devil wants to take it all away?
Cherish well your thoughts, and keep a tight grip on your booze,
'Cause thinkin' and drinkin' are all I have today.

She said her name was Billy Jean and she was fresh in town.
I didn't know a stage line ran from Hell.
She had raven hair, a ruffled dress, a necklace made of gold,
All the french perfume you'd care to smell.

She took me up into her room and whispered in my ear,
"Go on, my friend, do anything you choose."
Now I'm payin' for those happy hours I spent there in her arms,
With a lifetime's worth of the Mexicali Blues.

Is there anything a man don't stand to lose,
When the devil wants to take it all away?
Cherish well your thoughts, and keep a tight grip on your booze
'Cause thinkin' and drinkin' are all I have today.

And then a man rode into town, some thought he was the law.
Billy Jean was waitin' when he came.
She told me he would take her, if I didn't use my gun,
I'd have no one but myself to blame.

I went down to those dusty streets, blood was on my mind.
I guess that stranger hadn't heard the news
'Cause I shot first and killed him, Lord, he didn't even draw
And he made me trade the gallows for the Mexicali Blues.

Is there anything a man don't stand to lose
When he lets a woman hold him in her hands?
He just might find himself out there on horseback in the dark
Just ridin' and runnin' across those desert sands.

Songwriters: WEIR, ROBERT HALL / BARLOW, JOHN
Mexicali Blues lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group

[Grogggy]

Colonel, your fame has risen dramatically since yesterday! You have earned 1,002,834 fame points !

[Grogggy]

Don't Rock the Boat, by the Hughes Corporation

So I'd like to know where you got the notion
Said I'd like to know where you got the notion
To rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby
Rock the boat, don't tip the boat over
Rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby
Rock the boat

Ever since our voyage of love began
Your touch has thrilled me like the rush of the wind
And your arms have held me safe from a rolling sea
There's always been a quiet place to harbor you and me

Our love is like a ship on the ocean
We've been sailing with a cargo full of love and devotion

So I'd like to know where you got the notion
Said I'd like to know where you got the notion
To rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby
Rock the boat, don't tip the boat over
Rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby
Rock the boat

Up to now we sailed through every storm
And I've always had your tender lips to keep me warm
Oh I need to have the strength that flows from you
Don't let me drift away my dear, when love can see me through

Our love is like a ship on the ocean
We've been sailing with a cargo full of love and devotion

So I'd like to know where you got the notion
Said I'd like to know where you got the notion
So I'd like to know where you got the notion
Said I'd like to know where you got the notion

To rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby
Rock the boat, don't tip the boat over
Rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby
Rock the boat, ooh

Rock the boat, rock on with yo bad self
Rock the boat, rock on with yo bad self
Rock the boat, rock on with yo bad self
Rock the boat, rock on with yo bad self

Rock the boat
Rock the boat
Rock the boat
Rock the boat
Written by:
Waldo Holmes