Job Opportunity in Mexico!

[Most Lee Harmless]

You got the infamous banana pictures?

Great! Can I have 3 sets: full color, 10x8 glossies. No-one believed it could be done but now I can prove it and collect over 15k gc in winning bets!

Not sure about the trustworthy bit, to be honest, well, as honest as I could be, in public, on a Friday..

[Ben scarlett]

Danik amigo. How are you today? I expected a visit from you this morning with my contract. What is the hold up my dear, muchacho? I hope the sudden appearance of those banana pictures hasn't caused you any upset. Actually, I can do the same thing with an orange, only I can do it whilst it is still in my pocket, then surreptitiously eat it off the lapel of my jacket. Great word that isn't it? lapel.

Anyway, suffice to say hombre, my chest is packed and I'm ready and waiting. I take it I got the job si?

[Most Lee Harmless]

No word yet from the Convocation : keep an eye out on the little chimney just behind the great Dome of Prote Town Hall : if you see white smoke, we have either made up our minds or finally found where CJ hides his stash: if its black smoke, Xanadu has set the kitchen on fire, again...

[Sir Colchian Niveus]

i've been looking the little chimney on Prote 36 hours now and the only thing i saw coming out was just a dirty cat.. are you guys going to let some smoke come out cause i feel exhausted and want to sleep.

[Xanadu]

The smoke is still black my friend. That is why that blasted cat is so dirty.

[Most Lee Harmless]

Rejoice!

The smoke has smoked, the Pigeon of Prosperity has flapped its wings and the Chicken of Doom has been despatched into the Cook-pot of History!

The Chosen One has been.. urm..Chosen!

if you applied, and dont receive a mail saying you got the job, it's your own fault.. call that a bribe?... should be ashamed of yourselves! As if we, the Noble Council of the Glorious nation of Mexico, can be bought that cheaply.. well, usually, yes, we can be.. but this whole process has been burdened with gross expenses, including 3 kitchens burnt by Xanadu, 4 donkeys scared away by LT and gawd knows what happened to the cat.. it just gave a deathly howl and threw itself into the stove... critters, eh? Not like was a particularily big banana... quite average size, really...

[Most Lee Harmless]

There are dark forces at work in this otherwise peaceful and happy world of ours : evil that lurks in the hearts of man and beast : a moral acne upon the face of civilization : decadence, debauchery, foul practices and perverse desires mock our will to be clean, innocent and pure of thought, deed and underwear. But enough about TheLoveTiger, his soul is already lost, for, my friends, yours can be too! For why?, I hear you ponder?

Can you believe it, the Chosen One has only gone and Unchosen themselves? I know, we find that hard to understand too : rank and title in a growing thrusting nation : copious stocks of tequila in every palace ; your own personal stable containing the finest specimens of donkey to be found in Avonmora : riches beyond avarice : refused!

We, the Council of Mexico, may never recover from this awful rejection : yet do we begin to feel empathy with the lost, rejected, despised elements of society: the mimes, the clowns, the lawyers : Thus do the dark clouds gather over our stables and cast shadows of gloom upon our chickens.

So, we need some fun to liven up this otherwise sad day : frankly, we cant be arsed to re-run the whole nonsense, especially since Xanadu burnt down the last kitchen and IKEA cant deliver the new one for a week.

The Governors Chair remains unfilled, his stipend unstiped.. his donkeys abandoned, his tequila un-drunken.. sooooooooooo...

How about some ideas as to how we resolve this? A Death Match between the contestants armed with sharpened fruit? : popular vote in the forums? : a lottery draw ? :

[Sir Colchian Niveus]

fight with cutters.

[Roberts]

fight with cutters.

You called Monkey?

[Sir Colchian Niveus]

can't rly get your question..