First Bermuda Savings and Loan

[Kart]

We are proud to announce First Bermuda Savings and Loan will be opening its doors soon. The hallmark of any financial establishment is two fold, trust and security. We the officers of First Bermuda Savings and Loan believe we have shown our trustworthiness In all ports and on all the seas, so trust should not be an issue. The same can be said about many of the financial institutions that have appeared recently. However, security is another issue. A bank that may seem strong could go under due to outside influences if their assets are not properly allocated. A financial institution should never place all its eggs in one basket, even if that basket is its own bank vault. For that reason First Bermuda Savings and Loan not only will have all the resources needed invested in its own vault, but it will have outside investments diversifying its position. If an attack on the resources of this financial institution should come you can be assured it can whether the storm due to it's vast holdings outside the perimeters of its own establishment.

First Bermuda Savings and Loan should be your first choice for a secure place to deposit your gold. We place no gimmicks out there, such as free toasters. We simply offer security and a name you can trust.

We are looking forward to announcing our grand opening very soon.

Kart
CEO, First Bermuda Savings and Loan
King of Bermuda

[Captain Jack]

Good luck
~CJ

[Most Lee Harmless]

No free toasters?

It is rumored that Iron Bank of Iberia are offering free 24 hr passes for Madame Fiffi's Finest Kind Dance Hall to their premium customers...

[Captain meow]

No free toasters?

It is rumored that Iron Bank of Iberia are offering free 24 hr passes for Madame Fiffi's Finest Kind Dance Hall to their premium customers...

free rum is good
since i am commissioner of rum

[Diplomatist]

At the moment banks seem to only depend on the reputation of their Chairmen. While I can think of no more trustworthy name than Kart's, I for one would be prepared to put my entire capital and influence behind this bank once and if Boardmembers were also required.

[Captain meow]

At the moment banks seem to only depend on the reputation of their Chairmen. While I can think of no more trustworthy name than Kart's, I for one would be prepared to put my entire capital and influence behind this bank once and if Boardmembers were also required.