(Forum War)-AyeCappy vs World

[Grogggy]

drivel.

"You're Only Human (Second Wind)"

You're having a hard time and lately you don't feel so good
You're getting a bad reputation in your neighborhood
It's alright, it's alright
Sometimes that's what it takes
You're only human, you're allowed to make your share of mistakes

You better believe there will be times in your life
When you'll be feeling like a stumbling fool
So take it from me you'll learn more from you accidents
Than anything you could ever learn at school

Don't forget your second wind
Sooner or later you'll get your second wind
It's not always easy to be living in this world of pain
You're gonna be crashing into stone walls again and again
It's alright, it's alright

Though you feel your heart break
You're only human, your gonna have to deal with heartache
Just like a boxer in a title fight
You got to walk in that ring all alone
You're not the only one who's made mistakes
But they're the only things that you can truly call your own

Don't forget your second wind
Wait in your corner until that breeze blows in

You've been keeping to yourself these days
Cause you're thinking everything's gone wrong
Sometimes you just want to lay down and die
That emotion can be so strong
But hold on
Till that old second wind comes along

You probably don't want to hear advice from someone else
But I wouldn't be telling you if I hadn't been there myself
It's alright, it's alright
Sometimes that's all it takes
We're only human
We're supposed to make mistakes
But I survived all those long lonely days
When it seemed I did not have a friend
Cause all I needed was a little faith
So I could catch my breath and face the world again
Don't forget your second wind
Sooner or later you'll feel that momentum kick in

[Most Lee Harmless]

Oh, Lord, it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
'Cause I get better lookin' each day

To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man
Oh, Lord, it's hard to be humble
But I'm doin' the best that I can

I used to have a girlfriend
But I guess, she just couldn't compete
With all of these love starved women
Who keep clamorin' at my feet

Well, I probably could find me another
But I guess, they're all in awe of me
Who cares, I never get lonesome
'Cause I treasure my own company

Oh, Lord, it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
I get better lookin' each day

To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man
Oh, Lord, it's hard to be humble
We're doing the best that we can

I guess, you could say I'm a loner
A cowboy outlaw, tough an' proud
Well, I could have lots of friends if I wanted
But then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd

Some folks say that I'm egotistical
Hell, I don't even know what that means
I guess it has somethin' to do with the way
That I fill out my skin tight blue jeans

Oh, Lord, it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
I get better lookin' each day

To know me is to love me
Must be a hell of a man
Oh, Lord, it's hard to be humble
We're doin' the best that we can
We're doin' the best that we can

[Grogggy]

That drunk is howling at the moon down the alley again, dear...

Twerknada--[adj] def: a condition that manifests itself in a complete lack of rhythm, style or grace. See 'MILEY CYRUS'

[Most Lee Harmless]

hahaha!

very good...

but if I had her money, I doubt I'd care much if I couldn't dance sing or do anything with grace...

[Grogggy]

That's what her father said, now look at him.

Gold is not everything, just ask your namesake.

Now there is a Klingon proverb I'm searching for....

[Most Lee Harmless]

hold up : if you quote Klingon proverbs, I'm gonna start quoting Vogon poetry.. and that would be very very bad...

[Grogggy]

I'm sure your countrymen appreciate you using them as fodder to grandstand your whit...

[Kart]

It really doesn't matter who you quote....because I know where my towel is!

[Most Lee Harmless]

Thats a Klingon proverb?

kinda weak, thought they would go more for the 'Revenge is a dish best served cold: with fava beans, and a nice Chianti' type.

[Grogggy]

Its a Klingon in oribit around Uranus.